I didn’t even bother to attempt a blow to blow recap of the finale. I should have watched the previous episode first because I was a bit confused right off the bat. My confusion sort of ebbed and flowed throughout the finale, so I am going to make this short and sweet so the smart folks can chat about it in comments.
Whenever someone is taken hostage, one should always frisk them. Maybe it’s just me, but if I was trying to hold someone captive, I’d check to see if they were holding any cyanide pills or deadly tea bags that they could use to kill me or themselves. Rachel seemed very emotional about Duncan drinking himself to death. So unlike her.
Kira may have given up her DNA but at least she got a cell phone call to her daddy out of it. She’s the smartest clone (2.0) of them all.
Rachel had another emotional outburst with Sarah when she didn’t get the sequence from her causing her to destroy Kira’s bone marrow for Cosima in a fit of rage. Wishing your sestra a happy oophorectomy will get you a pencil through the eyeball every time. Don’t count of anyone in the clone club to offer you a spare part, Rachel. You’re lucky it wasn’t Helena you said that to, you would not be back on Season 3 with a pretty eye patch.
CLONE DANCE PARTY!
I think the song should have been Dancing With Myself….
I had to google an explanation foe what Helena was doing with the Nitrogen canister. It seems to be that no one knows. Did she take her babies from the cult place and store them in there? If so why didn’t she take the canister with her when she left? Where the hell was she going? To find Jesse? Anyway she got kidnapped by Paul and the military guys and sent to Camp Castor where she will likely get her pick of clones that all look like the creepy cult guy. By the way creepy cult guy ran off with Gracie who is carrying Helena’s baby and they got married. Did that make any sense?
We get another clone! And this one is only 8 years old! She’s played by the same actress that played young Rachel in the old movies. She has some sort of a leg brace thing happening. Her mom is Cal’s inside source so hopefully she is a good guy.
However, she also tells Sarah that the military didn’t really give up on their cloning plans either and have been successfully cloning males (presumably for the military) at a remote location. It’s called Project Castor and pretty Paul is up to his eye teeth with involvement in that enterprise. Sigh, as soon as you like Paul again, you don’t. Men are assholes. And Mrs. S ain’t much better for working with Paul to send Helena to Camp Castor. I suppose it was Helena or Sarah, but still.
But why does Marion have a male clone locked up in her house? Does creepy cult guy know he is a clone? Just how many boy clones are there? How many of them with Helena get to mate with?
I guess we will all have to wait for season three.