Every fucking season Lisa Vanderpump spends weeks on end toying with her fans acting as if she might not come back to RHOBH. Every.Fucking.Season. But she always does. So tonight, she finally told the truth to her clamoring fans. So um, Yippee? Pandora dutifully retweeted.
Well ok…Five has always been my lucky number, so we will see.
#rhobh Let the games begin.
I guess she needs the money to pay her court judgments for wrongful termination and the host of other allegations. Allegedly. So you can all rejoice, Vanderpump fans. She’s back. My guess is she’s been filming for a while, and tonight’s scenes were public so she had to come clean.So, we can expect many more scenes with Lisa and Brandi and Lisa and Kyle and Lisa and whoever the new housewives are. Oh for joy.
Raise your hand if you are shocked by this news? Did anyone see her on TMZ tonight using Giggy to answer questions about her legal issues? I believe she used the justice will prevail line again. It already has, Lisa. It already has.