Andy starts with the reunion and asks her if she watched the reunion. She said she did. Then he asks an interesting question, Has she spoken to the other women since the reunion? You know, like Nene and Phaedra the one’s that got you in this mess? She says she spoke to Phaedra the next day, and Nene a couple times and Kandi. Which leads me to believe that Kandi was in on the plot. I’m not that surprised. I figured Kandi knew but just chose to not really participate. She says Phaedra was really upset because these girls have been her friends for two years now. BWAHAHAHAHHAHAH. Excuse me. Phaedra was upset that Porsha “got out of character like that” and that she let Kenya win. Porsha has already been more coached than she was. She is sorry that she reacted that way but mostly she is sorry that she “gave Kenya the power” to make her do something like that.
Andy asked about the props. Porsha said if it were not for the props she would have not reacted that way. Andy points out that Porsha talked about Kenya’s vagina and called her a whore from the 90s. Porsha said, she was just trying to let Kenya know that things were escalating. Um, yes, dipshit, you were escalating them. What pisses me off is that once again, WWHL was packaged in the DVR with the reunion, so this will seem like a show with very high ratings just like the fake ratings for Nene. Next week, even if they package Kenya in with the lost footage episode, Kenya’s WWHL will not get this kind of rating. This show will beat Nene’s because of Apollo and Porsha’s criminal actions. Andy says he regrets not taking the bullhorn away. Oh for the love of GOD. He loved it at the time. He loved the scepter.
Andy asks if she apologizes to Kenya. She says she thinks there may be a point where they can apologize to each other. I am not sure I can even get through this show this is so ridiculous. Porsha has no remorse. None. OMG This is unbelievable. Kenya needs to take a good hard look in the mirror? That sounds like something someone has been telling Porsha.
LOL At Porsha talking about having to sit in a pissy jail cell with other inmates. For the love of God she was booked and released. She does have a mugshot. But the rest of it is dramatic effect. Most people don’t have a glam squad for their booking. She makes it sound like she was in there with hookers and Apollo’s right hand bitches waiting on her turn in front of the camera. She is still telling Kenya what she needs to acknowledge and do. HOW ABOUT YOU ACKNOWLEDGE THAT YOU ATTACKED SOMEONE? Oh wait, she says she acknowledges she should not have acted that way. After an entire dissertation on Kenya’s faults.
Porsha is mad at Cynthia. I am not believing what I am hearing. CYNTHIA needs to get a mind of her own? Your prehistoric dinosaur brain is being controlled by Nene at the moment, Porsha. You have no right to talk about anyone else’s brain. She says that turning herself in was the worst moment of her life. GOOD. That is probably punishment enough for her in my book. But yet, she still has not learned a damn thing from it, because she is retarded. I mean that in the exact medical definition of the term, that is her IQ is under 70. She is on TV saying that she had to get a mug shot because of Kenya Moore. No, you dumb hobag, you got a mug shot because you assaulted someone on national TV! Andy asked her about getting glammed up for her mug shot. She gulps her drink and laughs. She says all the men were staring at her because she was so “beat” with her lips popping, etc. RE TODD DID! She is proud of her mug shot.
Did Porsha still claim to live in that huge house in the hinterlands in “Nene’s Neighborhood?” From what I understand she moved out of there and back ITP shortly after filming ended (an Bravo stopped paying for the house). Our little evangelist just loves to bullshit. Porsha has DEFINATELY been coached by Nene.
Andy asks about Kenya and Apollo. Why? WTF does Porsha know about that?
Porsha has no regrets. Andy suggests perhaps the underground railroad incident? And she says oh, well yeah I guess I regret that. Then Andy rolls a clip from the reunion where Kenya calls the comments embarrassing for black people everywhere. Porsha’s response was “no one is as hateful as Kenya.” Really? So violently attacking someone isn’t as hateful as pointing out that a black woman who is the granddaughter of an infamous civil rights participant not knowing what the underground railroad is worse than what she did? RETARDED. She is still attacking Kenya. This is amazing. Andy asked what her family thought about it. They said it was the same as everyone else. Yet she just said she laughed it off. Now she says she didn’t laugh it off. The lies keep slipping off her buttery tongue. If her case were to ever go to trial this interview would totally be used by the prosecution. Sadly, in Altanta we have more pressing issues. You know, like someone taking pictures of Neverland. She says, “What was I supposed to do go home and kill myself?” Well, actually…. that seems to be the direction these shows are going…
LOL Porsha says she is “standing in her truth.” Andy asked about abuse. Porsha says that Kordell was abusive. Porsha is setting herself up for a lawsuit with Kordell. Andy says that Porsha accused Kordell of being gay, she says she didn’t. She says she hates when people say that and asked how did she do that? Porsha says she would love to see footage where she called Kordell gay. Welp she might just get to do just that. Bravo would have to turn over the footage if subpeaonaed. She says she called him a queen because when her belongings were returned to her, her wedding dress was torn up. She says, ” nowadays we have taken the lingo from the queens.” sigh. Oh lord. So stupid. Andy is mystified. Porsha says she doesn’t know why they weren’t having sex and why he didn’t want to lay with his wife. Porsha says she was shocked he came back to film since he was saying he never wanted to film on the show.
Andy asked about why she settled. She gives the same story. She just wanted him to pay medical bills and her car. Porsha said since Kandi’s play she has been doing it all on her own. Then of course she says she has a special man buying her shit. PUHLEASE. Doing a photo shoot for your song ain’t the same as owning the shit in the Instagram pictures. She wants to BE Kenya so she pretends to have an African prince. She just fucked up and pretended it was a dictator from some horrific African county who recently was indicted in France on crimes against humanity. AND EVEN HE WOULD NOT CLAIM HER. Shut up Porsha.
Porsha wants to apologize to both of her fans. She wishes she would have taken another option. But sadly, she was provoked and there were props, and she was on her period, and her mama didn’t hug her enough, and it was a Thursday, and her weave was too tight that day and Kenya just mad her assault her within the first three hours of a reunion filming when no one else endured the level of victimhood she did.