So still waiting for Porsha to do her interview. Sherri and Jenny are doing some sort of hot topics schtick. When they start talking about Nene getting voted off of DWTS, Nene and Tony walk out to surprise Sherri. She squeals like a stuck pig and acts like she has seen Jesus appear on the set. It’s ridiculous.
Sherri asks Nene what she learned on the show. Nene says that she learned that hard work pays off. She talks about her work ethic. They don’t even give her a seat. Next up, Porsha…
Sherri says that Kenya and Porsha have been arguing for two seasons, what was it about that moment that caused her to get physical. Porsha’s answer is, “Right, and a good example of that is last season, I went to the reunion and at that time I was going through a divorce. And um, well it was right before.” See?Lying already, you were not going through a divorce during the last reunion.
Porsha continues, “And, um, you know, all of the pressure that we normally go through at reunion, it was there! The pra…she was provoking me then, you know we were already…(The View harpies interrupt to tell her what to say, reminding her Kenya accused her of cheating. WHY?) ..um yeah so she was accusing me of cheating, ” I have to stop trying to quote for a minute because she seems to be trying to talk about last season’s reunion but Jenny and Sherri keep interjecting their own version for some reason and Porsha can’t complete a thought. So now she picks back up saying, “Well this season I want to show you that the difference is she had the weapons, what I call, she calls them props, the scepter and the bullhorn and that’s really the difference.” People literally keep feeding her words like scepter and bullhorn. She’s totally incoherent but the people at the table are mostly responsible for they constant interruptions trying to help her speak.
Jenny asks her about her charge for simple battery and arrest, where does she stand now? Porsha shrugs her shoulders and says, ” Well, just like everybody else who gets charges with something like that, I have to go to court.” Then her mugshot pops up and they all talk over her AGAIN. My God if these people wanted to tell the story, why even have Porsha there?
The dude on the panel today asks her if she is going to sue her. Porsha says, ” You know? My attorney and I were really talking about that because, the scepter that she had was super heavy, …” And they interrupt her mid-sentence ONCE AGAIN so that Sherri can go to Nene and ask her about trying to suffocate her with her man hands while Porsha was writhing on the floor. Nene actually answers honestly that she just didn’t want her to say anything else. She just leaves off the ending which is …that might incriminate Nene. Sherri asks Nene if she feels like she was provoked, she says yes. Sherri said, but she just had props, she was just having fun with the scepter and the bullhorn. Nene says that is not fun. Poor Porsha is being completely ignored and upstaged by Nene who is answering questions from the audience.
Porsha tries to speak again, ” It’s not fun. And you know, I didn’t see the episode until, I watched last Sunday’s episode with everybody else. (wow, they sure yanked her off the mailing list for screeners in a hurry!) It really did hurt me to see her say that she thought it was for fun or it was a joke…..” Sherri interrupts, “You knew what you signed up for! This has been more than five seasons! You knew what you signed up for! When you did this show, they do this all the time! ” GET HER SHERRI!
Porsha’s comeback is, “They do but I didn’t know I was signing up on a show to get a mug shot! Or to be Bullied to that level ! This woman has been bullying me and showing hatred toward me from day one and now she has weapons in her hand!” She does a ridiculous reenactment of Kenya reaching across the couch when the actual event is playing right behind her contradicting everything she is saying. The dude on the panel is hysterical pretending he has a bullhorn as Porsha makes up an entirely new version of events. Everyone is laughing.
Then suddenly Porsha says, “It was a horrible moment for me and immediately I was embarrassed. When I hit the ground….I struggled in high school and middle school about bullying!…”
Sherri interrupts and shuts her up again and the show ends. As the camera’s pull back, Porsha is talking to Sherri it seemed like she said, “I thought you were going to support me!”
That was a really weird interview where Porsha had to fight to get out her self-defense points. She had a weapon! She’s a Bully! Totally ridiculous. I wish Porsha had not signed her right to sue Kenya because I’d love for Porsha to take Kenya to court on the grounds she was holding a “super heavy scepter!” God Lord this one just ain’t right in the head, bless her heart.