Cynthia starts by saying that the part of the reunion with Nene was really tough on her because they were really friends. She was someone who Cynthia loved and cared about. She was in her wedding. She was there when she was in the hospital. So it was tough.
Steve Wilkos is the bartender which is clearly a wink by Andy regarding the Jerry Springeresque atmosphere of the reunion show.
Andy says he wants to start by addressing those idiots on social media that like to rant to him. I paraphrase. Andy now says he should have taken the bullhorn away. Translation. He is caving on the props issue. Even though he goes on to say that it did look like something that Kenya was using for comedic effect. He said it clearly looked like a stupid prop to him. But he gets that being on the receiving end was apparently not funny. Andy has decided that there will be no more props on the reunion shows. I don’t believe him, there are props all the time. Peter brings a peach as a prop. What if he someone gets injured by the pit, Andrew! Outlaw fruit on reunions!
Andy waffles again on “Porsha exiting the show.” People are angry with him for sending her home and not Kenya. Because People are idiots. He sent her home. He now says it was because he was looking out for her best interest because she didn’t seem up to the show. His initial tweets however stated it was because of her violent behavior.
Some other idiots are giving Cynthia grief for not comforting Porsha. Cynthia says that by nature the reunion is a provocative session. Everyone knows they are going to be provoked. Cynthia says that no one went to check on Kenya who was the person who was actually attacked. She went to check on the victim.
Andy showed Cynthia’s wardrobe malfunction. And a montage of stank faces from the reunion.
Andy says that he thinks Mama Joyce was “totally sobs (sober)” on the show. There is a fool born every minute and most of them end up on Bravo eventually.
Andy shows Nene’s one on one on WWHL which really upset Cynthia. Cynthia says that she is actually glad that Nene did that show with Andy. She says it validated that she is really not her friend, that she is her worst enemy. Cynthia says it is unbelievable that because they are no longer friends that Nene should come on TV and say that she shouldn’t be on the show anymore just because she doesn’t want her on the show anymore. Nene does not control her destiny. God controls her destiny! I was relevant before the show. I was relevant on the show. And I will be relevant after the show. Cynthia says it all boils down to respect and accountability. Nene never wants to believe or admit that she is wrong about anything.
Why did Cynthia side with Kenya during the fight? Cynthia says she did not pick a side.
Andy finds out about Nene’s hysterical rantings all over the Internet last night (which she deleted but not before people started reposting them and emailing me (thanks!) Here is one of them. He read a part of it on the air.
“AS HOPEFUL AS I WAS 4 US 2 BE LIFE FRIENDS I’AM NOT SURPRISED OUR FRIENDSHIP HAS ENDED & IT TRULY SADDEN ME! REALITY FRIENDSHIPS NEVER LAST ANYWAY SO HOW FOOLISH WAS I TO THINK I HAD MADE SOMETHING SPECIAL! IT’S AMAZING WHAT PEOPLE R WILLING 2 DO 4 THE LOVE OF MONEY, RELEVANCY & 2 STAY ON TV. WITH CYNTHIA’S SELL OUT PERSONALITY & BLOW WITH THE WIND PERSONA I KNEW IT WAS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME! IT’S ALWAYS THE ONES THAT R THE CLOSEST TO U THAT WILL TURN ON U! I WAS TOTALLY BLINDSIDED BY ALL THIS! YES I SAID PETER WAS ACTING LIKE A BIOTCH N EARLY OCTOBER OF LAST YEAR & I HAVE APOLOGIZED NUMEROUS TIMES 4 IT! CYNTHIA & PETER ACCEPTED MY APOLOGY & WE SIMPLY MOVED ON! YES MOVED ON 2 TALKIN, TRAVELING & TEXTING SEVERAL TIMES A DAY AS WE ALWAYS DID! THE 4 OF US WENT 2 DINNER, CYNTHIA HOSTED MY CURVY GIRLS MODEL CALL @ BAR ONE & PETER WAS THERE 2 HELP OUT! THEY WERE @ THE HOSPITAL WITH ME, THEY SPENT THANKSGIVING @ MY HOME, WE CELEBRATED NEW YEARS EVE TOGETHER N VEGAS, WE WERE HANGING OUT TOGETHER DURING FASHION WEEK! SHE ATTENDED THE RED DRESS HEART TRUTH FASHION SHOW WITH ME & MICHAEL COSTELLO’S FASHION SHOW, WE CELEBRATED HER AN EARLY BIRTHDAY BRUNCH IN NYC @ LAVO! WHEN THE EPISODE AIRED 4 ALL 2 SEE & TWITTER-VERSE HAD THEIR SAY I GUESS SHE CHANGED HER MIND & DECIDED SHE NEEDED 2 BE MAD NEARLY 6 MONTHS LATER!…..I KNOW U TRYIN 2 PULL THE SYMPATHY CARD BUT IF U WERE SUCH A GOOD FRIEND? Y DIDNT U PULL ME ASIDE & TALK 2 ME ABT HOW U WERE FEELING INSTEAD OF DICING OUR FRIENDSHIP UP N FRONT OF A BUNCH OF PEOPLE WHO DONT CARE! SURELY I’AM WORTHY OF THAT CONSIDERING I HAVE CARRIED U ON MY BACK! I CAN ADMIT WHEN SOMETHING HURTS THE SAME WAY I CAN APOLOGIZE WHEN I’AM WRONG BUT HEY WHO CARES ABT A STUPID FRIENDSHIP WHEN U NEED 2 SECURE ANOTHER SEASON ON THE SHOW! THE SADDEST THING ABT BETRAYAL IS THAT IT NEVER COMES FROM THE ENEMY! 4 THE RECORD I DONT HATE U! I JUST HATE U TURNED INTO EVERYTHING U SAID U WOULD NEVER BE! GOOD BYE FRIEND!….PS: IF U OR ANYONE ELSE THINKS THE DEMISE OF OUR FRIENDSHIP IS YOUR STORY LINE 4 SEASON 7, THINK AGAIN FLIP FLOPPER.
She also posted this text from Cynthia. Apparently she keeps all of her texts about production on her phone which would make it a great little item for someone to get a hold of. Remember this RHOA phone debacle?
I actually responded to the person who sent me that text that it could end up getting Nene fired. You are NOT allowed to talk about production, let alone put it on the Internet. I had the same reaction to Nene’s mouth running on Arsenio the other day. And so did one of my commenters who got this reaction from Andy on twitter. Sounds like Andy is getting tired of Nene’s reckless mouth. Thanks Hoda!
So anyway, Andy reads the carrying her on her back diatribe. Cynthia says she is not even going to get into the whole storyline issue because Nene is the one with no storyline. So true. Nene was counting on her storyline being her big Hollywood career and well… that didn’t happen. As far as pulling her aside, why didn’t Nene pull her aside before she went on WWHL and tried to get her fired from the show?
The show a chilling sneak peek of next week where Apollo is apparently psychotic. He is telling Kenya she better hope nothing happens to him because he is her storyline. He should be paying her. He built her. It’s very creepy.
Kandi texted Andy to tell her that her mom has never had a drink. Which of course means she has some sort of a drug problem then because that was not sober behavior. Some of her old people pills must be interacting or something.
Mazel goes to Cynthia’s hair, it’s like he doesn’t know they are wigs.
Jackhole goes to Donald Sterling.
Whose side are you on Cynthia or Nene? Cynthia wins but with only 54% that leaves a lot of morons roaming amongst us. Be on the look out Y’all!
Sorry this took so long. It’s like I am in slow motion lately. Things I usually get done in an hour are taking three and requiring lots of focus. It’s odd.