We arrive back at the reunion with Porsha ejected from the show and a definite line in the sand drawn between the left couch and the wrong couch. Andy is very clear in his defense of Kenya and his disdain for Porsha. Oh my how wrong this little plot of Nene’s and Phaedra’s has gone. They both will be wearing their stank faces for the rest of the reunion shoot. You never win when you play dirty ladies!
After explaining that violence will not be condoned under any circumstance, Andy asks Kenya what happened. Kenya says, ” Well, we were talking back and forth, um, all I know is she got up out of her seat and stood in front of me and I got up and she just lost control.”
Here comes Nene to reinterpret the facts for us. “That’s how you saw it? You were pointing ‘that thing’ in her face and you were also screaming through the burrhorn in her face and that’s a violation also even though you didn’t hit her, you had it this close to her face.” Oh bullshit Nene. We all saw this on TV! Kenya was at the opposite end of a LONG ASS couch away from Porsha with an entire person in between and room for another person in on both sides of Cynthia. Kenya says when Porsha got up nothing was in her face.
Andy says that violating someone’s personal space has come up this season, and it has come up in the past. This is Andy saying, “Y’all fools be violating each other’s personal space on the regular, that is the whole point of this dumbass show!” for those of you who needed it translated to hoodrat. Kandi starts talking about how threatening it is for someone to be all up her grill. Andy interjects to point out that physical contact is not the proper response to someone getting up in your face. So far Andy has shut down Nene and Kandi. Perhaps it is time for Phaedra to get her turn with Andy. Kenya makes some bizarre world legal statement that is neither rational nor accurate. Phaedra sucks her teeth in response.
Andy asks Cynthia her thoughts. Specifically he asks her about the bullhorn and the wand which were in fact in her personal space. Andy asks if she felt Kenya was going to strike Porsha. Cynthia said, ” No! I did not feel like Porsha was under attack. We’re here to answer a lot of hard questions. And we are not going to like all of them, but at the end of the day (drink), I do not feel like anyone should like actually physically fight each other.”
Nene’s stank face is full on and it looks like the top may blow off that giant bottle of Pepto Bismol. She is jumping in every chance she gets to blame Kenya and cover her bright pink ass. It ain’t working honey. That shit might play to the Porsha stans but it doesn’t play here at Tamaratattles.com. Nene says she doesn’t need anyone’s hand up in her face.
Kenya says she is just having fun with some props. These people do not understand fun, Kenya, when they come to the reunion taping they come loaded for bear. Every movement is a perceived threat. Nene says it is a violation to point anything her face. Nene is a big fat lying hypocrite who got Porsha to do her dirty work and it back fired right in her big ugly face.
Andy says he knows that Kenya’s intentions were to be playful (read dramatic) with the props. He asks if she feels that others might find that intimidating. Kenya says that Porsha’s problems are far, wide and deep and don’t have anything to do with the props. Kandi seems to be very invested in this situation too. Phaedra has the sense to keep her mouth closed and let Kandi do the talking. Kandi asks Kenya if the props had not been there would Porsha have reacted the same way. Kenya says she is not going to predict some hypothetical behavior and that once someone crosses that line she feels them capable of anything. I’ll answer that question though. Props or no props dumbass Porsha was wound up tight by Nene and Phaedra (and now I even wonder about Kandi) to explode on Kenya. Props or not. Kandi is laughing at Kenya.
Kenya launches into a soliloquy on the hardships of her life. Kandi mocks her to Phaedra asking if they are on The Color Purple….”All my life I had to fight….” Okay, that was funny. They totally missed the point of the monologue which was about women respecting women. Andy looks really upset. Like OMG I hope we don’t get sued upset. Over on the wrong couch Nene is pretending to sleep and Kandi and Phaedra have tuned out as well.
After Kenya’s non violence speech, Andy solemnly turns to the other couch and says, “I think we can all agree with that.” Finally, Phaedra gets into the mix and says Kenya has a way of provoking people. Really Phaedra? How does she do that? Does she call them whores in her talking heads while grinning and picking in their faces? How does she provoke, people Phaedra?
Kenya says that often times before reunions we get phone calls. Nene is wide ass awake and paying attention now, trying to cut up with Kandi and distract from this situation. Kenya says that last year Nene called her and tried to pull her in to go against Phaedra. She sais that Nene wanted to “get Phaedra” during the last reunion. Oh now Nene is hot. She totally wants to put her giant man hands over Kenya’s mouth and push those words back in. But Kenya is no Porsha that can be run over by Nene. Kenya explains that you can’t win playing dirty.
Nene tries to shut down Kenya again and says “Don’t make me call Porsha.” Interesting. Followed by a slam from Kenya “Don’t make me call Marlo.” Nene did NOT appreciate that.
Finally moving on they start with the Athens trip with Nene and Phaedra. TamaraTattles commenter Destiny Khan gets her question read for Phaedra and Kandi asking why they continued to smush Chuck if he had such a little dick? Congrats, Destiny! Phaedra has the nerve to sit on that stage and say she is happy with her husband and Chuck is happy with his wife. I suppose Chuck is probably happier in his marriage since his wife is not going to prison and she is perfect for hiding behind when felons like Apollo start swinging in hotel rooms full of women.
Someone asks Nene if she never knew Phaedra in high school, how did you know she was referred to as the head doctor? Nene says it was something she had heard and that she did call Phaedra and apologize to her for saying it. See? Nene can say or do whatever and everyone is expected to forgive her or over look it. Phaedra jumps in and says that was never a rumor because anyone that knew her from back home knew she was one of the smartest girls in school. (Some smart girls can be head doctor’s Phaedra. Claim your skills, girl.) Then she says she didn’t hang around the type people that Nene did in school. Kenya jumps in and says that the head doctor stuff is in court documents. Click here if you would like to read them, they are quite amusing.
Phaedra tells Kenya to shut up because that has nothing to do with the show. Then she calls her Miss America. Phaedra is burnt up. I think when one housewife calls another a head doctor on national TV then you talk about it some more on the reunion, it’s part of the show when it shows up in legal documents later. Nene laughs at the Miss America comment. All these women sure are pressed about Kenya. Phaedra calls her Miss America again. Kenya calls her a head doctor again. Phaedra is really overheating she says tells Kenya she will never have a husband. Kenya says if she wanted a husband, someone’s strays… Phaedra says that if he strays he doesn’t do it with you, “barren woman.” Well is he doesn’t do it with Kenya, Phaedra, why are you so consumed with calling Kenya a whore every chance you get? Kenya points out how very Christian Phaedra’s comments are.
That took an hour and a half to blog 15 minutes of show. I think I will make this a two part recap so y’all have something to work with while I am watching the rest of the show.