Great news! I don’t have to watch DWTS tonight for very long. Nene and Tony are safe this week and even better they are dancing first! This is great because I have like four other blogs I need to be working on!
This week we see that Nene was upset with the package they aired where she acted like an ass and insulted Tony. After the show last week she was bawling because she thought he was mad at her. She really seems to like Tony and wants to make him proud.
Their package this week was back to being cute and fun. They have truly made up. Tony bought her a lovely floral arrangement for making it through the half-way point!
Their salsa routine is danced to Nelly’s, It’s Getting Hot in Here. It was an interesting dance. I’m not sure it was a salsa, it might have been. There was a lot of bumpy grindy take your shirt off stuff that I don’t associate with a salsa. That said, I cannot dance AT ALL. So what do I know?
The costumes continue to be abysmal. She danced in kitten heels tonight. She was in a long wig with the usual hairline issues. She seemed quite pleased with herself.
Len FINALLY gave her some critique which was basically that she has come this far on personality and entertainment value but she needs to develop some technique really fast if she plans to stay any longer.
Bruno talked about her upper body rhythm and then gently suggested she attempt to learn some footwork.
Carrie Ann said it was excellent.
RedFoo (are we supposed to know who this “International Party Superstar” is?) said she owned it. He says he is not there for the technical analysis, but that was hot.
I have never in the history of this show seen the judges coddle a contestant this way and give no constructive criticism at all. Upstairs with the STB, Nene stands there and plays with and fondles the fringe of her dress in the area directly over her crotch. It’s very disturbing.
They got all 8s and a 9 from the weirdo guest judge. I just don’t know what to say about this. It’s very bizarre.