I find myself once again reading reports about the RHOA in the tabloid media that make no sense. I think the problem is that they have one thing that is perhaps a “fact.” and that is that there is a warrant out for Porsha’s arrest and she is turning herself in tomorrow. I’ve sent out a request for that information to be verified, but my sources may not even know that information.
The ROL story is riddled with so much bullshit I didn’t even believe the warrant part of their story when I read it. They are still talking about sex toys provoking the fight and people getting dragged even when we have all seen that there were no sex toys and Kenya wasn’t even speaking to Porsha when Porsha started going at her. Kenya was answering a question from Andy and Porsha became confrontational.
We know for sure how it happened because we saw most of it on tape (and I told you about it last month). Porsha started snatching shit out of Kenya’s hand, and then got up off the couch and stepped to her and clocked her in the head. It all happened in less than a minute. Then crazy ass Porsha has to be carried away.
Then there is TMZ’s stupid version. They seem to think that the ATL police subpoenaed the raw footage from Bravo because they are so thirsty wanting to file a case for “misdemeanor battery” on Porsha. Come on now. We are killing people and blowing up meth labs and DUIing all over down and breaking into houses with sleeping children to steal $60. Ain’t no cop got time to be subpoenaing Bravo over one bitch cold cocking another in the head. Even stupider they are saying that Porsha is going to file aggravated felony assault charges against Kenya. What ten year old intern wrote that? You don’t get to choose a charge from a menu to file on someone. The victim files a police report and the prosecutor decides the charges. Not only that but Kenya didn’t lay a hand on Porsha. Porsha gets up on Kenya and socks her in the head. End of fight. Beginning of epic crazy person meltdown. Kenya committed no crime. Kenya was not ejected from the reunion. Kenya still has a job.
None of these outlets seem to know what the hell they are saying. My theory is that they all heard a rumor about a warrant and perhaps TMZ even confirmed it with Porsha’s attorney and that is all they know. So the rest they made up.
Porsha’s charge will be battery (or possibly assault AND battery) and due to the minimal injury involved will likely be a misdemeanor. If she is prosecuted she will probably get community service and/or a short amount of probation. It’s not that serious.
Meanwhile, Bravo is hyping this assault for all it is worth. Perhaps they sent over some footage to the APD to get even bigger ratings.
I’ll probably be late in posting the mugshot tomorrow. I have several real life commitments tomorrow.