It’s Disney night on Dancing With The Stars. I’m already bored. I really hope Nene dances in the first hour but I swear they hold her until last knowing we will all suffer through to watch her. Drew Carey, who had the same scores from the judges the last two weeks as Nene was put through for another week. That means it is likely either Nene or Candace going home tonight. For some reason the judges hate Candace, who actually dances, and love Nene, who lumbers around in bizarre costumes vogueing like Madonna and pulling faces. I don’t think it is fair is Candace goes home this week.
Nene and Tony were in the second group to find out if they were safe or in jeopardy. They are in jeopardy! So is the super famous Australian kid, Cody! Nene did not take the news well, letting out a burst of a laugh, then making a weird face and looking like she might cry. Speaking of her looks. Once again, I am not sure I can describe it. There are no pictures on her website. I think she is supposed to be Cruella DeVille. I’m not kidding. It’s Disney week, remember? It’s a big black and white ensemble and her wig is new, with black streaks in it.
In other news, the honeymoon is over for Nene and Tony. It may have a lot to do with the fact that she has been booking everything offered to her while still on the show. In the teaser for her segment, it seems that Nene went back to Tony gushing about Derek. Tony was already mad that Derek and Nene were assigned Jazz last week which was the last genre she had a prayer at doing well in. Everyone one else went back and told their old partner they missed them. Not Nene.
This week Nene and Tony have to dance a fox trot. As Tony tried to explain to Nene last week she had the jazz routine with Derek , so now she is going from a dance with no rules to a dance with very many rules. OMG. Nene actually walked out of rehearsal and told Tony to come back tomorrow with a better attitude! That’s the NayNay we’ve all come to hate. I don’t think it was a joke either.
Okay, despite everything I just said, this was the best Nene has danced all season. It wasn’t great, but there was a whole lot more choreography and actual DANCING involved. Nene and Tony did a lot of hugging and kissing afterwards. Looks like they’ve made up. Let’s see what the judges think.
Donny Osmond LOVED it. He said they she owned the stage and they should change the name of the show to Dancing with Nene!
Bruno loved it!
Carrie Ann says Nene can rock the villain, Cruella DeVille ain’t got nothing on Nene. Tony’s choreography was the best ever. Carrie Ann REALLY, REALLY pissed off Tony by saying that the switch up was the best thing that ever happened to Nene. Which was rude. I don’t think she understands how rude it was.
Len said (because Nene said in a talking head that if she and Tony were married, she’d be filing for divorce) that sometimes you think you want a divorce then you realize the folly of your ways. You two are a match made in dance heaven. Len says it was her best dance. Which it was. Which is not saying much.
The new Stupid Interviewer Bitch who replaced the old idiot interviewer immediately says, “You look emotional. What is going on?” Nene can barely eek out “No….thing… I’m….okay.” I swear to God I am not gonna cry with this bitch. Tony talks for her and says they love each other. Every couple has their tiffs. The clip was not what happened the whole week. They love each other, please vote for them. They want to go all the way to the end. Then the Stupid Interviewer Bitch says to Tony, “Do you want to just take my mike and do my job for me?” That’s TWO bitches that have insulted Tony in the past five minutes for no reason, the other being Carrie Ann. WTF? Stupid Interviewer Bitch then says for the second time, “It’s emotional, we all know it, we’ve all been through it, let’s hear from the judges.” GAWD. It’s really hard to make me take Nene’s side but I am just proud of her for not decking this bitch.
Nene got straight 9s. Stupid Interviewer Bitch asks he how that sounds and she can barely say “great, thank you.” She was hugging Tony and sobbing through the judges scores.
Nene hugs Tony and bawls some more while Stupid Interviewer Bitch says, “Well if Nene gets through tonight, she’ll need your votes for next week!” She did not say that to the hot Australian boy who is also in jeopardy.
If I can calm down from wanting to cut this Stupid Interviewer Bitch (in defense of NENE!!!! WTF?) and try to see her perspective, the judges have consistently over scored and over praised Nene. They have never uttered one word of criticism or correction to her, which really could have helped her. Perhaps there is a vibe that she is getting special treatment?
Maks and Meryl danced second to last and got the same score as Nene and Tony.
Candace is the last to dance. She has danced better than Nene all season and scored lower AND the judges eviscerate her at judging every week for no apparent reason. Last week she was with Tony and got all 7s putting her in last place and a scathing review. She has agreed to show some skin this week because she is Ariel. Let’s see how she does. She really loosened up and did great! The judges were nice. She got all 9s except for an 8 from Carrie Ann.
So it’s down to Candace, Nene, and Cody for elimination. NENE IS SAFE! And in a shocking turn of evens CODY GOES HOME! I suppose his fan base in the US is just not that large. Candace survives another week!
The audience is booing LOUDLY and the judges are hysterical. It’s a SHOCKING ELIMINATION, y’all!
Did you watch? What did you think? Who is your favorite?