Just when we though we could put this show to bed for the season, Bravo tacks on a “Secrets Revealed” episode. As we all know by now, there will be no secrets revealed. It’s just more reunion.
Kim says that she and Brandi “just click.” I am not sure she knows what that means. Those two have tried to kill each other since day one. We are treated to a scene where Kim is called in to help Brandi memorize her three lines for a Lifetime movie. Kim says that Brandi is no Meryl Streep. Brandi teaches Kim how to pole dance on the pole….in her bedroom.
Kyle has a clothing line coming out for HSN. Who doesn’t. She hired a coach to prepare her to sell the line. She suggests deodorant on her top lip. How much does she get paid for this nonsense?
Yolanda and Carlton take their men out on a group dinner date. David Foster has only on topic of conversation. His work. Lisa and Ken and Joyce and Michael also go on a double date to dinner. They talk about sports, and Giggy, and German penises. I think I’d prefer dinner with Lisa and Joyce and their mates.
Brandi and Carlton both deny showing up to Kim’s graduation party drunk. Andy pointed out that they sure seemed drunk.
Yolanda tries and fails to explain David’s statement to the press saying they are all a bunch clowns. Lisa is clearly offended. In fact, everyone except Brandi, who is a clown was offended.
Taylor filmed a scene with Kim to talk about lip injections. Which is very odd since Kim and basically the whole world make fun Taylor’s lips all the time.
Lisa is planning an outdoor wedding venue for PUMP. I really hope that gets to be its own spinoff.
That said, there was absolutely no need for this episode. Did y’all watch?