We’re back with Oprah at Dina Lohan’s house. Oprah wants to talk to Dina alone. After a brief chat, Oprah lays down the law for Lindsay. She is to keep her schedule or Oprah is pulling the show.
Thankfully, Matt is agreeing to stay because frankly, he makes the show. The apartment is still an utter shit hole. It’s like a hoarder house with clothes and shoes and handbags stacked sky-high in every room and hallway. Lindsay is not up yet, but Hollie, Matt and her trainer are already slaving away trying to get things together. Production has purchased a ton of hangers and clothing racks to try to get everything organized.
Lindsay’s car is collecting tickets. Matt is taking care of them. Hollie can’t get the clothing racks put together. As hilarity ensues with Lindsay actually trying to help Hollie and the situation only gets worse. A text appears on the screen informing us that Matt fired Hollie for drinking wine in front of Lindsay.
Lindsay goes to pole dancing classes. Michael, her sober coach has reached the end of the his contract. He stayed with her to get settled into her new place and to help her transition from rehab to independent living. He doesn’t seem particularly confident Lindsay is going to make it.
Lindsay does a sketch for Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. I didn’t “get” it.
Lindsay has to do 30 hours of community service. On this day, she does some of that time at a children’s school. This is way better than working at the morgue. Lindsay fell in love with a three-year old boy named Donovan.
Lindsay and her life coach talk about her career. Lindsay if very frustrated with her agency. She feels like they are not pushing hard enough on her behalf. The life coach points out that she is working on a production now and she needs to keep production happy (which she isn’t) so she will have positive recommendations for her next possibility.
In the middle of the night, Lindsay has a dental emergency. Matt gets her an emergency appointment with a dentist first thing the next morning and takes her there. Lindsay’s veneer fell out and has to be glued in again. It is a painless procedure but Lindsay insists on sedation. An anesthesiologist was called in to deeply sedate Lindsay with an IV of valium, fentanyl and propofol. Holy mother of GOD! All to glue her tooth back in her mouth?
Lindsay has been going to clubs until the wee hours. Lindsay clearly lied about coming close but not losing her sobriety in her talking heads. She is one of those people who smile when they are lying. Michael’s sober coach seems unsure if Lindsay is still sober at this point.
Next week: It looks like Lindsay admits to a relapse.