Farrah Abraham “Wrote” An Erotic Triology About Her Porno

Farrah is a porn starLook, I’ve been ignoring the insanity that I just typed in the title for quite some time. I felt bad for Farrah on Couples Therapy. Especially since she did not actually receive any therapy. Farrah is broken and we should treat her like I treated Amanda Bynes and just not throw a spotlight on her issues.

But Goddamnit, Farrah. You really need to go somewhere and sit down and get yourself together. You need real therapy, from a therapist who has never practiced on a TV show. You need to just stop.  But you won’t. You were adamant that you didn’t do a porno. But you did. And now you are writing a trilogy of books about doing a porno. You know who would probably understand you? Apollo Nida. It’s really a pity he is going to prison because I think he might be your perfect match. Not A Porn Star

So gentle readers, I am compelled to share with you a tiny excerpt from an interview she did with Celeb Buzz. If you can stand to read it all just click the link. Personally, I feel what I am about to share is more than sufficient.  I don’t even care that Farrah wants Jessica Alba to play her in a movie based on a book about a porno. You know what gets my goat? That people who have no grasp of the English language are New York Times best-selling “authors”. I think ghost writing should be illegal.

Celeb Buzz: How about sexual research?

Farrah: The only research I really do… if we’re talking about research on the computer, I’m like ‘am I using the right sexual word?’ So people don’t get confused. I mean, there’s equally — among my friends and people I’ve run into and me — I think we’ve had enough sexual experiences for a lifetime so we’re sharing some of them.

Translation: Research? I just wrote a book. Why would there be research? I did looks up some words.

Celeb Buzz: How did you come up with ‘Fallon Opal’ as your protagonist’s name?

Farrah: The names just came to my mind and I was pretty much set on all the names in the book already and ran it by my friends and the publisher really just let me go with what I knew and felt was right. So for me to have feedback from my friends and they said ‘we really like those names and they’re interesting,’ I kept them as they were.

There‘s not really one person who’s based off of anyone. I just wanted the characters to be compelling and those people can relate to. And I think everything from talking about past romances to current romances to future sexual experiences that Fallon Opal talks about is relatable to anyone and everyone.

And I think we only added the ‘Celebrity Sex Tape’ aspect because personally in my life things got blown so much out of proportion and it became popular and I became famous and those type of things, so I wanted to incorporate that so others could live vicariously through Fallon and… I don’t know… be very compelled because she’s so much like everyone else.

Translation: I used the name Fallon because it has the same number of letters as Farrah. Fallon is me, and I am perfectly normal just like everyone else.

P.S. In other horrifying news Taylor and John are getting married this weekend. I guess the divorce finally came through.

 

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11 responses to “Farrah Abraham “Wrote” An Erotic Triology About Her Porno

  1. I don’t really know much about this woman except what I’ve read here on your blog. As long as her friends (you know, the ones who reviewed the names of her characters and story lines) can act as her critics, all should be well with the world.

    Taylor really wasn’t single very long. Maybe she’s doing research for a new book! :-)

  2. Urethra Franklin

    My word immediate word association with “Fallon Opal” in the context of this story —->>Fallopian Oral …. Sorry that’s where my mind went.

  3. Riley

    Yep…Farrah and Apollo.

  4. loriflack

    I don’t believe Farrah has any friends, sadly.

  5. I saw the bit about the wedding. Apparently they’re hoping to sell the pics to a mag. I can’t imagine there are any mags that would pay, it’s not like she’s a star of any show.

  6. eastjames

    I think we she says “my friends” she really means “my dad.”

  7. Sarah

    I no longer have to hide my head in shame.
    All the years I’ve wasted . . . & to now hear that I am not alone —everyone prefers it in the backdoor.
    Today, I am liberated.

  8. sandra

    I feel compelled to tell Farrah she is NOT famous, but rather infamous. She needs to take lots of English classes, she sounds like an idiot. Is this her first book? There is no way she is a NYT best-selling author. I agree with you, ghost-writers should be illegal.

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