Not too long ago, Brandi Glanville appeared on Hello Ross! and as usual got a bit reckless with her mouth. Lisa Vanderpump has been laying low and out of the press, but said she had to come when Ross summoned her to his couch. Ross is beyond thrilled with himself to be the only interview Lisa is giving about the world’s most trivial reunion.
Ross asks why everyone is coming for Lisa this season. Lisa says they have just been beating her up for seven weeks now and to be honest, she can’t even watch the show anymore. He asks her if there is anyone on the cast she still talks to…she says Joyce and Carlton. So perhaps they will be back after all? Or maybe they are all leaving together? Lisa says Brandi is incarcerated now….working on Celebrity Apprentice.
Ross says that Brandi was on his show recently. Lisa interrupts to ask where she was sitting. He replied, right where you are! And she jokingly moves over a bit. Ross said he did have to ask her if she was fucking nuts? Lisa replied, “Why would you even have to ask that question?”
Ross says, so what is going on with the feud? Lisa says, “There is so much out there, she said I filed for bankruptcy, which I didn’t. You can say anything about anyone and then you just have to keep defending yourself.” Lisa says it is really, really, irritating. Ross asks, “She says false things?” Lisa is like YEAH! I haven’t filed for bankruptcy yet!
Ross asks, “People are asking if you are coming back. Are you going to go back to that kind of shit storm?” Lisa says, “Right now I’d rather go in the ring with Mike Tyson for five, make that 25 rounds.” Ross asks if there is anyone she doesn’t want to come back. Is there anyone she is saying I won’t come back if she is there? Lisa gives a grin and says, “Oh you naughty boy!” Then she leans over and asks him who she wants him to say. GREAT deflection of the question.
Ross says he doesn’t want her to say anyone, he just wants her happy and on the show. He asks again, “Under what conditions would you come back?” She replies, “How much money have you got?” And that ladies and gentleman is your answer. Lisa is always the last one to negotiate a contract in Beverly Hills. Unlike Nene who starts blustering about being the star of the show and no one watching it anymore if she left, Lisa simply sits and waits and drops little hints in her blog that she is growing weary of all the bashing.
But she follows up saying, the show has become a bitchfest and she didn’t sign up for that. She continued, “I’m not going to put them down. They’ve done their round of talk shows putting me down, I’m not going to do that, they can do that themselves. “
NEWSFLASH about the Lady Gaga video. Lisa turned Lady Gaga down when she asked her because she was not in a great place with the women. So Lady Gaga called Lisa directly and Lisa said she would need Giggy there and she said okay. She cleverly leaves out the part about not having Brandi there. She has mad praise for Gaga’s talents at such a young age.
Lisa is currently busy hiring the waitstaff for PUMP. It must be rough interviewing gorgeous gay men all day. Ross says he has his own topless male waitstaff and two topless 400lb men come out to serve Lisa’s new Sangria.
Off Topic: Ross has a cute little show. Tamar Braxton is batshit crazy.