It’s the Prouds on one side and the Louds on the other. I am TOTALLY Team Proud let’s see if the reunion changes everything. I am a bit behind so I am just going to give some general comments and try to avoid a blog transcribing every detail. I still have WWHL to recap tonight!
Well, Daisy got a new wig. It is better but super long. I just can’t see her as the long-haired sultry type. Her dress is a blinding pink with parts of a purple chandelier as a necklace. For the record, everyone seems to have missed the mark with their outfits tonight, even the always on point Demetria, who looks fine, but has looked better.
Demetria and Melyssa seem to have a friendship beyond the show and are working out a few little things the other said that hurt them on the show and apologize. Everyone says everyone is different when the cameras are not rolling. I believe that. This is season one when people still think they can make a good impression. Brie says she is the same on and off camera. The Prouds gang up on Daisy.
I love Geneva, but the girl NEEDS bangs. If you crossed Geneva’s forehead with Teresa Giudice’s forehead they would both benefit. I don’t understand the arm pads in Geneva’s dress. At all.
Mica tries to explain about Terry and the fact she is/was his side piece and she had no idea. It is unclear whether he dumped his twenty year relationship for her. Who has that tea? Mica refuses to answer when Andy asks if she is still with Terry. It seems clear they are not and she is just trying to make his primary partner jealous.
Melyssa says she caught her ex-fiancée cheating by snooping and finding a sex tape of him with another woman. Andy asks how much of the tape she watched. She says she watched the whole thing three times. Daisy chimes in, “Really? Comparing techniques, or what?” Melyssa says at first she wasn’t clear it was not her until she saw the big tramp stamp on the girl! The question EVERYONE WISHES ANDY WOULD HAVE ASKED IS, “Are you talking about Flo Rida???” But of course he doesn’t. Who ever it is still texts her every Sunday saying he is kicking himself in the ass for losing her. Later a viewer asks about why she broke up with Flo Rida and if they will ever get back together. She says absolutely they will not and the reasons for the breakup will probably be in her book. Because of course she is writing a book.
Mica talks about everyone asking what her nationality is, and whether or not she is black or white. She’s black.
They rehash Demetria writing a blog about the conversation at Daisy’s brunch to death and back. It’s all ridiculous. Demtria is blogger. She blogs. Get over yourselves.
A viewer thinks that Demetria is judgmental. Perhaps, or perhaps she just has opinions. Mica jumps in to say Demetria judged her. Demetria asks for clarification. Mica says she called her an alcoholic. Demetria asks Mica if she saw herself on camera. Mica is totally in denial about her alcohol issues. Demetria asks if she thought her behavior at Geneva’s work party was appropriate. She says she went to have a good time and she had a good time. Andy says, hey now, that a whole nuther segment ladies. Chill.
Um, I am not sure why the show came back briefly to Mica in a black bra, black control top underwear and a lace overlay knee length bodysuit. But that just happened.
When normalcy, or what passes for it on Bravo, returns we have a replay of Mica flashing her vag at the Uptown party. Mica and Melyssa think the whole thing is hysterical. Mica says she apologized. Geneva said that she had to literally pull the apology out of her. Melyssa says she doesn’t remember the night she was way over-served. Brie was hoping that Mica might come face to face with her problems when she saw them on TV rather than thinking is was hysterical. Mica responds with well, I saw things in you on camera that don’t reflect the person I know as well. Mica is not ready to admit she has a problem. We need to just all move on. Mica denies ever saying anything mean about the other women. Um, Wesley Snipes anyone?
Brie just said to Mica she is the other woman in her relationship with Terry. This is true he actually lives with the woman he has been with for 20 years. Mica is shocked that she would say such a thing. Denial is more that just that long river through Egypt y’all.
Next time for Mica to play the victim card over her behavior in The Hamptons. Daisy of course wants to jump in because she is clueless to the world around her and has no idea this segment does not concern her and she should not speak unless spoken to on this issue. Melyssa knows this. Daisy is one of those people who becomes easily offended and outraged ON BEHALF OF OTHER PEOPLE. Nothing annoys me more. Andy finally has to tell her to shut the fuck up so he can do his show. Andy asks Mica why she came to The Hamptons when she was in such bad shape emotionally. I’ll be damned if Mica doesn’t deny even that. She says she was not in bad shape at that time it was just everyone attacking her. Um, girl, you drank two bottles of wine IN THE CAR on the way there and then had to stop for drinks at your play cousin’s before actually arriving. I’d love to hear your definition of “being in bad shape” if that doesn’t fit it.
Andy asks Demetria to give her side. She says that at every event she attended with Mica, it basically turned into a shit show because of her behavior, specifically her being drunk. She is speaking calmly and without malice. She says she was invited to stay at Brie’s parents home and …Mica who is likely drunk goes off and says she is not going to sit there and let her finish because what she is saying makes no sense. Andy and the entire free world of educated, intelligent people agree. Demetria says Mica has a victim complex. PREACH! Demetria points out that no one in The Hamptons knew her father had passed. Mica goes into full victim mode while denying (of course) that she plays the victim role. The amount of denial out of Mica is MIND BLOWING. I just can’t wrap my mind around how someone can lack any shred of self-awareness.
It’s clear that Andy doesn’t like Mica. He asks her what she meant when she called Geneva, “Wesley Snipes.” There is an audible gasp in the room and suddenly a lingering silence. Mica rolls her eyes and says Oh God!, she was referring to the Noxeema Jackson character. Daisy keeps trying to butt into the conversation, Geneva tells her to shut up because this has nothing to do with Daisy. Good Lord Daisy, take a cue from Melyssa and just sit there and try to look pretty until it is your turn to speak. As Noxeema would say, ” Get along now. You take care. Be good to yourself..”
Andy asks Geneva if she regrets the detox comment. She does and she says she apologizes for saying that since Mica is a broken person who was going through something bad. Mica tries to hug her and she is all like bitch, I don’t wanna hug you. I LOVE Geneva.
When we return, the topic is Mica’s alcoholism. Melyssa says she doesn’t think it is a problem. Neither does Daisy. Apparently, Mica perceived the Prouds of laughing at her. She cries. Geneva was laughing at Melyssa thinking she doesn’t have a problem. Brie was whispering something to Demetria. I am assuming it was along the lines of “as long as she has these two enablers she will never face her issues. Demetria pleads with Mica to get help. Andy asks why she is crying (she is drunk, Andrew you know this…) and Mica has no answer. Demetria says it is because she needs attention like she always does. THAT is another one of my pet peeves. When I taught elementary school, there were always kids who acted out a lot and got in a lot of trouble. They were my favorites and the reason I hung in as long as I did. Every time an adult would say the kid was doing something for attention, I wanted to slap the dog shit out of them. It just meant the kid needed some attention. So I gave them some. You know what when the “bad kid” came to my room they were good as gold. This would piss off their teacher and they would not send them to my room anymore for “punishment.” This should not be about punishing Mica. It should be about changing her behavior. Sorry. End of rant.
Mica walks off and Andy was all like, dude, we are in the clubhouse, there is no place to walk to. Either D or Geneva said “I knew she was going to do that.” Someone said “Fuck You!” Mica, most likely. Denial.
Eventually filming resumes, apparently Mica does not want to talk about it and they move on. Andy asks if she thinks she has a drinking problem because of her father who she said had a drinking problem. And she says, wow. I sure do have a history of family genetics and with all these people telling me I am exhibiting signs I should seriously consider my drinking habits and consider getting help. Just kidding! She continues to deny while Daisy clutches her hand.
Brie says that when she went to college for broadcast journalism she had to do a whole year of diction classes to lose her Noo Yawk accent. Everyone seemed shocked. Really? Clearly it is an affected accent.
They all want us to know that they are on a reality show and we don’t really know them. We want them to know we don’t care. We are talking about their behavior on a reality show anyway. That said, I think they are talking more about the weird people on twitter who tweet TO the people on reality shows and try to read them. Those folks are crazy. Speaking of crazy weird, Daisy and Mica have been holding hands in a death grip since she left the stage.
The DVR shut off and took a potty break before picking back up for WWHL so I am not sure if Andy announced another season. I already know there will be one.