Reunions are super hard to recap. I am going to try to avoid transcribing and just share some random thoughts on the over all fights. We start with the whole Puerto Rico situation. Everyone says that it was hard to relive the Puerto Rico. Brandi says that she and Lisa have not spoken since Puerto Rico but that she did send Lisa a mean email.
Lisa points out that Brandi is all over the internet saying that Lisa used to live deep in the valley and filed for bankruptcy neither of which are true. Brandi’s reaction is to turn to Kyle for backup. Lisa says she has never lived in Calabasas. She moved from France to Beverly Park. Brandi paid $9.99 to look it up on an Internet site and so she knows Lisa lived there! Brandi is insane. Lisa mentions that they have owned many properties over the years. I can’t believe how long Brandi wants to argue that Lisa lived somewhere she did not. Good Grief.
Next up. Yolanda pretends that her issue with Lisa is that she did not visit her enough while she was ill. Which is bullshit. I am bored already. Yolanda expects her friends there when she wants to fingerpaint for her college aged daughter. I can’t.
They played pretty much every ridiculous scene Kim was in all at once. It was a whole lot of crazy. Kyle and Kim are close. This is incredibly boring. I literally keep zoning out. There is really no need to talk about Kim this much.
Time for Joyce’s segment. I feel like we have already seen all of this. I have a feeling the best parts of the reunion have already been show to us in clips several times. There is no way that this reunion needed to be three episodes. Brandi seems very pissed and they have barely gotten started.
Andy brings up the whole black people can’t swim comment. Brandi launches into victim mode. Her house got egged, she was threatened with her children, it was really hard for her because she made a stupid comment and she shouldn’t have said it. She says stupid things a lot and that was over the top. See this is what I don’t get about Brandi, she seems to think it is somehow cute that she says and does a lot of stupid things. There is never any indication that she actually learns from her mistakes, on the contrary she seems to embrace the idea of doing a lot more stupid things in the future.
Brandi says that Lisa was only concerned about her drinking during filming. Lisa tries to point out that she didn’t want Brandi being a drunken fool on national television, but Brandi doesn’t get it. Brandi says it doesn’t make sense that Lisa only mothered her on camera.
Brandi keeps defending Yolanda when she is in conversation with Joyce. It’s like she has to be part of every single drama.
Lisa tries to explain her health condition (low blood pressure) that contributed to her fainting on DWTS. Brandi interrupts and mocks her. Because for a second there, Brandi was not the one talking. Andy is talking to Lisa about the girls making fun of her fainting, they were joking, much like she does. Lisa tries to explain that it’s fine that they want to mock her fainting, but it’s not funny when they attack her integrity and say she was faking. This took about two sentences back and forth between them. Brandi interrupted two or three times to point out things that Lisa made fun of dating all the way back to the great Maloof Hoof incident of 2012.
Suddenly Yolanda is going back to her favorite whine of Lisa not paying enough attention to her. Lisa apologizes for Yolanda not feeling like she is a good friend.
And that was pretty much the whole thing. I’m sorry this blog is not very interesting. It was a very dull episode.