Kenya and Miss Lawrence are enjoying a meal on Kenya’s beautiful private patio. The scripted conversation is about Porsha and Kordell. Remember last week when I said it seemed odd that we spent so much time ganging up on Porsha? Well now I really want to know the story. Did Kordell call up Bravo threatening a lawsuit over this whole Kordell is gay storyline? No, that can’t be it because pretty much all of the conversation continues to be about Kordell’s sexuality. I just don’t understand the point of discussing some dude who isn’t even on the show anymore. Why do we have to spend so much time humiliating Porsha, Kenya? Why must you continue to try to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent?
Speaking of the mentally challenged, Kenya moves on to discuss Apollo. Kenya says that Apollo is lying about Kenya coming on to him. She says if he could have, he would have. I agree with that. That doesn’t mean I am 100% sure they didn’t. I mean Kenya needs love too… Miss Lawrence is ever so dutifully agreeing with everything that Kenya says. Kenya plans to pull Apollo aside at some point on the trip and get him to stop lying about her. That should go well.
They gang is headed over to the underground caves. Kenya wants to take them out into nature. Now Kenya, you know these women don’t have no shoes for the real world! In the car ride over Kenya and Cynthia and Apollo start talking about the Mama Joyce issue. What the hell is wrong with these people? These are not normal vacation conversations. Production needs to trust and believe that the cast can write their own scripts. It would be much more interesting that Peter sticking his nose into everyone else’s relationships all the time. They started an argument between Kandi and Todd. Mission accomplished.
In the other car, they are mostly talking about the outdoor showers. That is a normal conversation. And the script provided to both cars was to talk about the seating arrangement from dinner the night before where the couples were spilt up. Why are they acting like this is so weird. It’s actually proper protocol for a dinner with a bunch of married couples.
Nene has been amazing well-behaved in Mexico. They haven’t shown us a single diva tantrum and she hasn’t cussed anyone out. Is she sedated? She does of course wear heels to the nature hike. Once there she changes into more suitable foot wear. I guess it was important for her to walk from the hotel to the van in heels. Once at the nature preserve, they almost immediately encounter a snake. Bet Nene was glad she had her feet covered then! Holy crap that snake is HUGE! I’d be waiting in the van at this point. No really, y’all go on without me. I will be in the van praying.
I do not like bats. I do not like this outing. I find it hard to believe that a place with giant snakes and bats eating at your head would require swimmers in a small spring to wear life belts. Can none of these folks swim?
Kenya takes Nene, Cynthia and Kandi to see a shaman with her. She wants to do a fertility blessing. Kenya is really good at fake crying. Farrah Abraham should take lessons from Kenya. Kenya knows she ain’t having no baby. I am not buying any of this girl talk about pregnancy and child rearing.
Everything is going along pretty good on this trip. Everyone seems to be getting along. Apparently, they all went out to the club and had a great time. How long can this last?
The house husbands head off to a boys night out cigar party. Peter brings up the Mama Joyce thing. Todd really seems to want Mama Joyce on his side. Kenya and Miss Lawrence show up and plonk themselves down and light up a cigar. Kenya dips her cigar in Apollo’s cognac. Apollo seems quite friendly with Kenya outside of Phaedra’s presence. Actually, all the boys seem just fine with Kenya crashing the party.
Kenya manages to get Apollo off to herself for a little private conversation. Kenya asks Apollo where all the hostility is coming from. Kenya says Apollo is lying about everything. Apollo says that Kenya put herself in the situation. These two are doing shots and smoking cigars and laughing and trying to come to a truce. Meanwhile, Peter, Todd and Miss Lawrence are watching with bemusement. Then of course Phaedra has to show up and check on her man. I mean she has good reason for concern. This will not end well for our cute little felon boy.
Next week: Gregg and Peter fight, Kenya and Phaedra fight, Nene and Todd fight and Lord only know what all else happened.