On tonight’s season finale of Blood, Sweat & Heels, Mica is trying to get back into the normal flow of her working life after the passing of her father. I am still not sure which of these women was cast without a job. The rumor is that one of them was and Bravo had to invent a job for them. I still lean toward that being Melyssa, but I swear it could be Daisy or Geneva or even Mica really. The only one we know for sure was working is Demetria. Any of the rest of them could be just playing a role. Does Brie even claim to have a real job?
Mica is doing a fashion shoot to update some of her girls portfolios. There are many odd things about this. First of all, the modeling agency doesn’t do the models portfolios. The models maintain their portfolios and keep them current. The other weird thing is, Mica said “it’s swimsuit season.” Um, nope, it’s summer. While that is the season one wears a swimsuit, it is not the season when swimsuit photos are taken. If for some bizarre reason Mica wanted to update her girls portfolio for swimsuit season, that should have happened in January. I just went to look at her business website and in order to see her “models” you have to have a password. Really? This whole scene is weird to me. Later, she looks at some of the pictures on her laptop and says she needs to send them out to clients. Makes no sense to me. Your mileage may vary.
Demetria has invited all of the girls out to dinner on a yacht. I have not heard of anyone of the cast drowning. Frankly, that lack of news surprises me. But first, Demetria has to do a book cover shoot for her new book, Don’t Waste Your Pretty. I’m surprised that D is a little self-conscious about having her picture made. I can’t STAND having my picture taken. I just didn’t expect Demetria to be that way. She seems so confident.
Brie had a spin class for poverty. Or something. I found the whole thing sort of annoying. I started out liking Brie, but ended up finding her odd valley girlish speech pattern more annoying than Daisy. I think I could almost like Daisy if she could take it down just a smidge. Geneva is still saying she is not taking no three-hour tour with Mica. I don’t blame her. I have a feeling her contract demands that she go anyway.
Melyssa and her mother and aunt are adorable. Oh wait. The mother is about to go into lecture mode.
Bless her heart Daisy is making little gift boxes for everyone. She adds some soap to Geneva’s so she can wash away her impurities. Melyssa is still clueless to what really went down in Sag Harbor. She and Mica both think team sanity needs to apologize to Mica. Chile, please. Mica’s boyfriend is too good for her.
The boat ride down (up?) the Hudson looks fun. I’ve never done that. When I go to NYC I am in Chinatown and Little Italy all day every day and at a Broadway show every single night. I know I should do other things, but I just can’t. It’s like ordering your favorite meal at your favorite restaurant every single time. It looks like they actually dropped anchor in front of the Statue of Liberty. I must have actually seen the Statue of Liberty in person, right? Now that I think about it, I’m not sure I have. When I taught second grade I had classroom benefactor from NYC who is like for real rich. My kids all thought he lived in the Statue of Liberty. This made for some hysterical thank you notes. Sorry. Killing time. I am actually all caught up to real time on the show.
It’s time to eat on board and the boat is definitely moving. See? Even Demetria is coming around to Daisy. Demetria gets the ball rolling with her issues with Mica. Mica said that no one seemed to care about the reasons behind her outburst. I can give her that point, I expected Demetria to do the same given that time has passed and cooler heads are supposed to be prevailing but D managed to call her loud and obnoxious. Yes, Demetria, she is loud and extremely obnoxious and quite extra, but girl, you could have given her a tiny bit of slack there. But since she didn’t Geneva felt comfortable getting on the Mica is wrong (which she is, don’t get me wrong) bus. Mica wanted the girls to acknowledge her pain. They would not. They wanted Mica to at least admit her behavior was disturbing, disrespectful and downright wrong. Neither side wants to give an inch here.
Brie who claims to have actually known Mica prior to filming, says her behavior in The Hamptons was beyond and calls her a sloppy drunk. Mica immediate looks to her team for support and gets none. And they really can’t say anything, the two girls are her side were not there. They don’t really have a full grasp of what happened. Mica, in her talking heads now seems mad at her own team members who have tried to support her indefensible behavior. Mica is in denial about having a drinking problem this is going nowhere good, super fast.
Finally, Daisy speaks up about someone saying Mica is an alcoholic. Geneva shuts Daisy down with a quickness. Demetria tries to rein everyone in. Mica walks off. Not off the boat, but away from the table. Mica says she is being bullied. OMG. Here we go with that again. I don’t think she is realizes that when she acts the way she does people respond to her behavior. Melyssa and Daisy go to comfort Mica and she makes them feel bad for not sticking up for her more than they did. She wants off the boat.
The boat is anchored for a fireworks show. Daisy hugs Mica and the girls watch the fireworks show. Melyssa apologizes to Mica for making her feel alone. Daisy is kind of funny. As Demetria said, “No one went overboard.” So that’s a good thing.
I really liked this season. I like that they made an effort to act like grown women. And the DVR shuts off so I have no idea if they showed reunion previews or not. Did they?
I will definitely tune in for a season two of this show. Great job ladies.