I love Flipping Out! It’s one of the few “reality shows” left that is actually fun and funny! No table flipping, no wig snatching and no federal indictments and yet, we still watch! On the down side, Andrew is there. He is the person everyone picks on BECAUSE HE IS AN IDIOT! But rather than fire him, Jeff likes to grind his organ (see what I did there?) while Andrew dances in a paint can outfit.
Because Jenni is knocked up and about to pop, we needed a new Jenni. Jeff has chosen Megan. I hate Megan within ten seconds because she is not Jenni. This is never going to work. Hopefully one of two things happen before the end of the episode, either she quits or Andrew poisons her. Whatever it takes works for me.
Jeff is buying Vanina a set of boobs because he ruined her relationship and the guy dumped her. Andrew is jealous. Jenni is perplexed. Jeff is shopping for the best deal. He’s found a doctor that has tits on sale. It’s all perfectly normal for this show.
Rats in the attic. National Geographic boobs. Let’s move on. I am particularly sensitive about both of those issues. We shan’t speak on this further.
The client tells the Asian plumbing seller that she hates anything Asiany about her toilets because of “the time she spent in Thailand.” I don’t even want to consider what sort of life scarring event she had with a toilet in Thailand. Despite that, my mind races with possibilities.
Megan and Jenni have a lovely conversation about the effects of childbirth on their vaginas. Andrew is jealous.
I wonder how much Smart Water is paying for product placement?
Jenni’s new “head of HR” schtick was funny, the first six times. Now, not so much. Andrew gets written up for talking about Megan’s “beaver.” Well, he actually made up a little jingle of sorts, “Megan Weaver has a nice beaver.” He was not written up for molesting the ass of one of the male workers or discussing the client’s love of dark, black caulk. Andrew feels singled out. He’s also jealous of Megan having a beaver.
Vanina returns to work with her newly minted tatas. Andrew sits next to her and stares at them. Jeff and Gage stare at them too. All three gay men are oddly obsessed with Vanina’s boobs.
As far as the houses go? Who know? I guess we will find out next week. I mean how important is the home renovation part of this show anyway?
Y’all watching this?