OMG today has been A DAMN DAY! I was just finally having fun with my commenters and now I have to recap. I mean I love Shahs of Sunset but damn there is so much fun drama on my blog. Anyway. I am here and a bit tipsy so this blog should be good but error filled. So the typo police are welcome to go fuck themselves now.
I am so not happy that this reunion is going to be a blood bath. The season has such a happy ending. I am VERY impressed with my Andrew for using a bit of Farsi. He still tickles my heart no matter how shady he gets, which is why I was so upset with a commenter today for mean tweeting him and attaching my name. Please know that much like TMZ says about loving Hollywood but having a weird way of showing it that is how I feel about the Bravolebrities and I NEVER want any of my blogs sent to them directly.
Everyone looks amazing tonight. Asa and GG are particularly stunning. Andy has put on quite the Persian feast for everyone. I love it! OOOOH a yellow diamond headpiece on Asa. Andy starts with happiness, Reza is engaged ! I thought it was the most pathetic engagement ever, but let me try to be nice about this.
Andy asks who is the best in bed. That one Barbie girl says GG because she has had a lot of practice. Why to start the shade, Lilly. Nobody likes you so why not put your worst foot forward. Reza says MJ because he has seen the sex tapes. Hey Vivid, MJ clearly wants a contract!
I love that they are actually eating. Andy asked about the Buttery Chocolate Croissant incident. #softball.
I love how Andy is talking as though Lilly is a normal person. MJ is pulling faces. GG mentions making out at Lilly’s party. Reza is still stabbing Lilly for not inviting MJ. No one cares about Lilly anymore. I know I don’t. Asa even tells Lilly that she was wrong.
Andy is doing a great job at this reunion as he sort of does with the housewives. Why did the Vanderpump Rules reunion suck so hard?
Everyone is going in on Lilly. Whatever. She won’t be back. Call a WHAMMMMBULANCE for Lilly. Let’s move on. Reza says everything was about being on the show. I love how they broke the fourth wall for this. They all say Lilly was there to be on TV. I love Asa for saying, “You just wanted to be on Shahs of Sunset.”
Andy asks about Reza’s despicable behavior at the last reunion. How can MJ be friends with him now? Because she is a broken individual. MJ says she thought it was Reza dealing with his own demons. No honey he was an ASSHOLE. He brought up your criminal charges on TV that really on further investigation were not your fault. He’s a VERY shitty friend that most people would drop and now you are BFFs again? HAVE SOME SELF ESTEEM MJ! (Muchlike the Kenya post about D’Banj the Mercedeh arrest record which I published here, is also missing. Those were all published on Blogger… )
MJ and her WRONG,WRONG OMG SO FUCKING WRONG, decision to tell GG’s boyfriend she kissed another guy comes up. And somehow, MJ tries to defend herself. There is no defense for that MJ. You were fifty shades of wrong. GG has made a ton of positive changes. MJ is being a bitch. Everyone sees GG’s changes. MJ sabotaged GG’s relationship with Leila. GG and MJ are screaming at each other. MJ is wrong. I agree, Leila should have supported her sister.
Andy brings Leila out. This is ridiculous. I agree with GG leaving. She wants a drink. I would too. This is horrible of Leila to do to GG on TV. GG calls her a fame whore. Andy is being a cunt. I am not even going to recap this. GG is right and her sister is a cunt satchel and MJ is the worst excuse for a friend ever. MJ called GG’s mother for fucksake. GG says she does not want her sister stealing her thunder. Her sister keeps trying EVERYTHING TO BE ON THE SHOW. Shut up Andy. You brought the sister on the show. You TOTALLY don’t get it Andrew. JUST SHUT UP. You are being an asshole for even bring Leila on the goddamn show. WHY IS SHE HERE? SHUT UP ANDY! JUST SHUT UP! By even having her on the reunion you admit she is trying to steal GG’s shine! GG is the cast member and her sister is vying for air time. WE ALL SEE THAT.
Next up is the Reza and Mike feud. As much as I wish I could be on Mike’s side? Reza is 100% right. Mike wants Reza’s commission when he should be giving REZA a percentage of HIS commission which does not exist. Stop being a whiny asshole Mike and go make some money. Reza has clients. Mike does not. End of story. Mike is an IDIOT for bringing out all of Reza’s personal shit. I don’t even like Reza anymore. But Mike make Reza look like a fucking KING.
Reza was was never in the office? HAVE YOU BEEN A REAL ESTATE AGENT? You do not just sit in the office and wait for clients to roll in. I was a real estate agent in a past life. It does not work that way. And Reza does not owe you the clients it took him years to build. YOU HAVE TO DO SOMETHING TO GET YOUR OWN! You can’t just sit your ass in the office and hope that since “you are Persian” a culture you actively rejected on the show, btw, comes to you. Yes Mike, you are making this up. Sure Reza is a backstabber, but in THIS CASE? you are wrong. So very wrong.