It’s time for Couples Therapy again. It seems the weeks just fly by these days! I am ready to see what Kelsey and Latrice decide to do about Ghost. I hope they both toss him to the curb. Usually, in these situations, both are hoping the other will walk away. Don’t ask me how I know this.
Yes Kelsey, he has shown you who he really is! Kelsey bolts from therapy and Dr. Jenn goes after her. I was praying for someone with some sense to go in to comfort her, but sadly for Kelsey, Taylor goes to her instead. Dr. Jenn gives her stupid “crumbs of love” analogy again because that was so helpful the first time.
Kelsey wants to apologize to Latrice for interfering in her relationship even though she did not know Ghost was a slime bucket with a girlfriend. Latrice says she doesn’t know if she can trust Ghost. Really? What more do you need to know he is a lying sack of shit? Latrice goes back to the hotel. Kelsey says she is done with Ghost. But is she? Kelsey says she is not going to wait for him to choose. She is not going to share a bed with him tonight.
Taylor says the person she feels the most for and has the most concern for is Kelsey. Mostly because the TV cameras follow the drama, and she is all about the cameras.
Dr. Jenn finally takes Farrah out of the Couples Therapy and gives her another activity while the actual couples at couples therapy take compatibility quizzes. Dr. Jen thinks this will be a fun activity to break up the negativity in the house. Because she is just about as clueless as they come. Or else she is just playing along with the script. Either way, this is going to blow up.
Someone is helping Ghost read and comprehend the questions. No shade. Just an interesting observation. Meanwhile Farrah’s activity is to set up an online dating profile. Then Jenn is going to send her on a date and watch how she acts around me. This actually sounds like something that would be interesting to watch. No, really.
The next day in group, the couples get their results. They start with Taylor and John. The first category they discuss for this couple is Dependency. Not surprisingly Taylor had a much higher level of dependency than John. But John also has a high degree of dependency in a relationship. This made Taylor smile. Taylor says “So we can be co-dependant!” and Dr. Jenn says, “Not on my watch!” The tests determine that over all they are compatible and likely to for a successful relationship! I agree. These two nut cases are perfect for each other and will be the poster child for co-dependent behaviors.
Next up is Ghost and Kelsey. In the category of Interests they are very compatible as they are both/singer songwriters. With regard to Intent they both want different things out of a relationship. They are NOT compatible. Duh, it doesn’t take a Cosmo quiz to figure that out.
With regard to Farrah, in the category of Intent she listed
financial gain getting married as her intention. The counselor told her not to lead with that information or she might scare someone off. Farrah discounts everything the counselor suggested in her talking head and says her eye is on the prize. Typical Farrah. Later Farrah explains that no one on the dating site wants to be on TV so she is having trouble finding a date. I’m sure that’s the reason. Young people today hate attention and being on TV shows.
Sada and Whitney both scored low in the area of Self Control. That could be an issue. But they are compatible.
Here is where some shit is about to go down. Jon and Liz. Jon is so sure that they are compatible but he is the only one in the room who thinks so. Interests They are both divorced with kids, but while they have that in common, overall those things make them less likely to have a successful relationship. In other works they both have shitty track records. In the category of Family Orientation they both scored low. This means that they are not that into the whole family thing as much as most people. WOW. They feel constrained by family life and wish the could cut loose once in a while. Liz in her profanity-laced talking head says that are both super duper into their family crap! Habits Well the both smoke and drink. So um, they have that in common. The Cosmo quiz told them what anyone with eyes can see, they are NOT compatible. They are both angry and in denial. The both think it is a setup and it’s a TV show and they are doing it for ratings. Jon wants to call his manager and leave.
Dr. Jenn is outraged that anyone would question her or the realness of the show. BWHAHAHAH. Seriously? There is a whole lot of scripting going on this season. But pretending Liz and Jon are incompatible is not one of them. Dr. Jenn says we did a fun compatible quiz! John says it’s a setup. Once Dr. Jenn denies and fakery on her part, Jon apologizes like the submissive man he is.
Latrice and Ghost meet with Dr. Jenn. Latrice wants to say some things to Ghost. Dr. Jenn gives Ghost one last chance to plead his case. He apologizes for bringing her out and he did it so he could get a clear understanding. He says he loves her. She says that she loves him too, but what he did was kinda disrespectful and she kinda wants him to just get his stuff and move on.
Ghost responds with she smells good, that is the smell of all smells, I’m hurt too. Really? God men are idiots. Latrice is holding strong. Kinda. Ghost is begging. And then he says he loves sex. And he loves women. Because he is clueless. I honestly think that Ghost has a very low IQ. No shade. Just and observation.
Taylor suddenly decides that the person she feels the most for and has the most concern for is John. Mostly because the TV cameras follow the drama, and she is all about the cameras.
Whitney tries to talk to Jon. Taylor tells Jon she doesn’t like the way Liz treats them. Sada joins in. John joins in. Everyone agrees Jon is a pussy and Liz is a domineering bitch. Jon runs to tell Liz like a good little submissive and they both go back outside where Liz is about to confront them. Taylor tells Liz that John needs her to love him. Everyone pretty much repeated what they already said. Liz is pissed off.
Next week: The Jon and Liz drama continues to take center stage. Dr. Jenn tells Jon she doesn’t think Liz cares if she hurts him, or about his feelings, of which is has many. Farrah’s Mom arrives for a counseling session with Dr. Jenn and Farrah. They argue about who is the actual abuser person in their relationship. Sada and Whitney continue to have communication problems, which Dr. Jenn could have given them specific tools to use to work on that issue if she was interested in being therapeutic to their relationship.