Brandi Glanville was on The View today shilling her new book Drinking and Dating. Jenny started the questioning with Eddie Cibrian and his affair with Leann Rimes. Jenny says that Brandi recently stated that it was all her fault. Jenny wants to know why she feels that way. Brandi says, “Well, I think that as a woman you always have to trust your gut and I knew in my gut, something was wrong and I just didn’t do the investigating I should have done. I just wanted to believe that I was crazy and jealous and….”
Sherri interrupts, “So you completely trusted him is what you are saying is your fault.”
Brandi, “I did.”
Jenny, “Do you think there were previous affairs?”
Brandi, “Oh yes, there were.”
Jenny, “Do you have proof of it?”
Brandi, “Do I approve of it? Oh yeah, have a lot of affairs! Oh proof. Yeah.”
Brandi talks about how in the past “before she was over it” (heh) She used twitter to her advantage to find out what was going on. She says she found out her son was in the emergency room from (Leann’s) twitter. Sherri asked her if it tore her apart to read all the gory details of her ex-husband’s relationship. Brandi says it was horrible. Jenny asks if it’s illegal for Leann to post pictures of her child. Really Jenny? Are you new?
Barbara deigns to acknowledge Brandi by saying that last time she was on the show she said she was 23 but not now she admits to 41. Barbara asks, “Are you being honest now?” Barbara asks what it is like playing the field again. Brandi says it’s really difficult. She’s a very strong personality, she’s very outgoing, she has two kids, she is 41 and in LA that’s a lot for a man to handle. Barbara asks her if she has a man. She says not right now. Jenny interrupts to point out that at 40 you have to date 60 in LA. Brandi says exactly, in LA you have to go to the old people’s home to find someone. Barbara throws her head back and laughs. Barbara may stab Brandi with a fork after this interview.
Josh Elliot is co-hosting, he asks her about her dating rules in her book that she admits to breaking. Brandi says that she tends to go for the hottest guy in the room, who is usually an actor or an athlete but it never ends well. Brandi says she goes to Home Depot to find a man. This is an EXCELLENT idea unless you live in Atlanta. I’ve tried this in Atlanta and found some love new potential gay best friends with excellent advice on gardening and minor home repair. Just saying. We call it Homo Depot here for a reason. Lot’s of hot guys on Grinder. Sheri says her husband will not be going to Home Depot anymore. Jenny asks why she thinks sex is better in her 40s than in her 20s. Brandi says she knows exactly what she wants now and how to tell someone to get it to her.
Sherri says they have covered the dating part of her book, but what about the drinking? Because on the show you drink an awful lot and we’ve covered you on hot topics and some of the things you’ve said. I should point out here that no one really embraced Brandi (physically) when she walked out. They camera cut away during Whoopi but Sherri had her fists by her side as Brandi hugged her and it was noticeably awkward. I have a feeling Sherri is feeling some kind a way about the black comment to Joyce by the pool. Sheri says that her cast mates think she has a drinking problem, does she? Brandi says she has five jobs, she shows up to work sober and she gets all her jobs done. You see 42 minutes a week. (Well yes and you are drunk for 39 of them.) She says we are usually socializing or we are on vacation so I’ll get the party started sure!
Barbara goes in again and directly asks Brandi how much she drinks. Wow Barbara this is brutal even for you. Brandi asks her what she means. Barbara says, “Do you have a glass of wine? Three glasses of wine?” Jenny interrupts to bail Brandy out. I think those two know each other. Jenny interjects “She means are you a social drinker or a drinker, drinker?” Brandi launches in to how she has her kids 50% of the time and she doesn’t drink when she has them. Wait so she never has the kids when she is filming? Because she is always blotto during filming. She says when she drinks she has a problem knowing when to stop.
Jenny asks her about filming the reunion last Friday. Brandi says she was sober for that show. Brandi says you have to be on your A game for that. Brandi says there were lots of tears and lots of yelling. Brandi says we will be surprised at the Richards sisters and their screaming. (Their target is Lisa) Brandi says, “Oh and what’s her name? I forgot. The new one. (Barbara interrupts to say that’s because of your drinking!!!!! ROFLMAO) I think it’s Jacqueline. (Jenny corrects her and says Joyce) Jacqueline.”
Whoopi sat there looking stoned and constipated the entire interview and never opened her mouth. At one point it looked like she might be taking a dump though.
If you didn’t get enough of the cunt satchel, she will be on WWHL tonight with Jenny McCarthy.