I am slightly worried since Andy’s great debacle last night of putting Cynthia second chair over some Bravo nobody that he will do it again. But surely not. He is in awe of Yolanda and her husband David Foster.
Fuck I am already 10 minutes behind. I love it she loves lemons! and she is a giant sour puss! BOTH guests have new hair cuts! Yolanda says her hair has never been this short. Tara Lapinski is the bartender!
Stassi claims to be mortified by backhanding Kristen. I don’t believe her. She is a grade A cunt and for her to even feign embarrassment means that JAX LIED AGAIN. #spoiler. Yolanda is an R Kelly fan she says he was her favorite act at the Clive Davis Grammy party. #underagesex Andy asks about her health. She says the Lyme disease never stops, she is showing 20% improvement on her brain scan. I still think she is misdiagnosed. #NotADoctorPlayOneOnInternet. But “Chronic Lyme” is not a real thing. Google it . Lyme Disease is but not CHRONIC Lyme Disease. Whatever, Yolanda is gorgeous.
Last time Stassi was on the show, she was with Jax and it was awkward. Poll question. Kristen or Stassi? I hope like hell people call in and say Kristen just because Stassi is a HUGE Cunt Satchel of Hideousness. Andy plays a retrospective of her hideousness. Stassi feigns shame.
Andy mocks Kim Richards by replaying the horrid scenes they showed tonight.
By the way, Stassi’s hair looks fantastic! I am not sold on Yo’s new look yet.
Questions for Stassi:
Is the text that Jax showed to Tom on the beach the same text that you sent to sent to Jax pretending to be Kristen? Stassi looks toward Andy for guidance Stassi says… um no.. um…. on the next episode you find out all of this. SO YES THE BITCH SET KRISTEN UP! OMG! That is why she is not pissed at JAX. Everyone wonders why she is not pissed at Jax now we know. KRISTEN AND JAX DID NOT SLEEP TOGETHER #spoiler
Well then. How did Jax know to deny it when you were texting him from Kristen’s phone? Andy ads “Do you know the answer to this?” Stassi says, “Yes I do know the answer to this.” Andy says, “Next week?” and Stassi the giant Cuntsicle says, “Yes.”
I’m pretty sure Stassi is the biggest cunt that was ever a cunt and that was why she was attracted to Jax. Just saying.
Will you ever forgive Kristen? No Absolutely not.
How many times have you been tested for STDs since you have been with Jax? That is so inappropriate! Look, cunt satchel, it’s really not. Do you watch your show?
Do you regret slapping her? Yes. But she says that for everything to all be true… sigh. I HATE THIS SHOW AND THE BACK AND FORTH. I think it is NOT true at this point.
Would you ever bang Tom to get revenge on Kristen? Absolutely not.
Why do you believe Jax now since he lies ALL the time? Because NORMALLY when he does it he does it to cover his ass and
she never saw this storyline coming. Because she was in on it. he has never once lied to make himself look worse until he got on TV.
How do you feel about his lack of remorse? It’s distrurbing and it is why we are not together.
How do you feel about Jax banging GG? Stassi says she is very happy for them. She wants Jax to find a good girl.
Questions for Yolanda:
Why are you/is everyone so negative about Kyle? “Um I don’t think I am negative about Kyle, I think it is spread pretty evenly. I mean I think everyone gets a turn in that group. And obviously me and Kyle had a little incident last year where we both have a different perception of what happened a conversation and we both believe that we were right and um, you know, we’ve move from there and I don’t have anything negative to say of her.”
You said there was nothing uglier than a drunk woman so why you don’t seem to mind Brandi’s drunkenness? I can’t stand it. I hate it. I tell her all the time. But like I always say, I am not her mother and I don’t like it.
You and Brandi have gotten very close are you still? Yo really is noncommittal here… she says well when we shoot and we see each other every day…. Sounds like major distancing to me. Um, yeah we see each other.
Which of the Housewives annoys David the most? All of them.
Why are you upset if people cancel on you? Don’t you understand that shit happens? Shit happens but I think that when you make plans with someone we all have children we all have families we all manage a lot of things. You commit to somebody you keep that commitment and if you don’t want to keep it…then pick up the phone and be appropriate about it!
WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT!
BREAKING FUCKING NEWS THAT ANDY IS TRYING TO PLAY OFF! G
BETHENNY FRANKEL’S TALK SHOW IS AIRING ALL WEEK AT 6 PM! WHAT THE FUCK! ???? IT PAYS TO HAVE FRIENDS IN THE INDUSTRY!
Brandi tweeted.. oh… I thought we were closer Yolanda. We had dinner plans last Saturday until you had to cancel last second. SO MUCH TEA! Yolanda is laughing and trying to hide behind hair she no longer has…. She says, yes she did but there was a family emergency.
Of the order of no one wants to be associated with Brandi Glanville anymore.
Poll Question: 52% Kirsten 48% Retarded Mongoloids who watch this show.