Sada and Whitney tell Taylor and John that they watched Farrah’s porno and it was all “backdoor.” They repeat this several times as if this revelation makes the whole thing more salacious. Actually, Taylor says if you are going to do one, do it while you are young. Whitney says that she and Sada have done things on TV of a sexual nature. No judgment for that. But they do want to give her a ration of shit for lying about it.
The group session is about trust and fidelity. Clearly, this is targeted at Ghost and Kelsey. Ghost is a huge player. Kelsey knows she can’t trust him. Ghost asks Dr. Jenn I he is being looked at as the bad guy. No, Ghost, just a guy who can’t keep his dick in his pants. Ghost is sweating and looking for the exit. Ghost says he doesn’t fall in love in four months. He says that Kelsey is one of his relationships. (AKA just another number) and he was surprised at her intense emotional involvement. But he said it all, Ghosty. Ghost clams up. Kelsey never says a word that we see.
Sada and Whitney say they trust each other. Dr. Jenn points out that a large percentage of their fights are about jealousy. Sada says she is needy and that contributes to their issues.
Liz says Jon is needy too. He said his ten year marriage was devoid of affection and that the whole thing seemed like a business transaction. BTW, word on the curb is that Jon wants to fight for physical custody of the sextuplets. Jon had a girlfriend when he met Liz. Liz said that she a Jon took a break a few months ago and within weeks he had someone living with him. Jon is clearly one of those guys who can’t be alone. Liz seems gay to me. Just throwing that out there. She is clearly very aggressive and dominant in the relationship. I can’t believe after ten years with Kate, Jon chooses to be with someone just like her if not more so. Dr. Jenn has the whole thing backwards and seems to think Jon is rebelling against Liz. Actually, he is drawn to that sort of relationship and at least subconsciously wants to told what to do. In my opinion.
John says he gets jealous of Taylor’s time. He often is left sitting alone when they go out to dinner because Taylor gives her fans, all three of them, as much time as she can. Taylor has such an annoying voice I can’t really focus on what she says.
Moving on to Farrah. She says she is very hurt by the sex tape thing. And the fake crying begins. She is a terrible fake crier by the way. She is literally sitting on the pea green couch pretending that the actor she hired to butt fuck her in a porno betrayed her trust and she is having a hard time dealing with it. Sada brings up the whole, the “sex tape” was a porno and the guy butt fucking you was an actor. Farrah actually tries to say that was her boyfriend. Wait, I thought the kid you tried to drag on the show was your boyfriend. Farrah, you just need to admit, you don’t have a boyfriend. It’s okay to be single! Sada says she is confused about it being a sex tape when there was an entire crew there. Farrah says it was just her and the camera person. Then she denies that there was even one camera person. She can’t remember her own lies seconds before. Farrah keeps saying she is just being honest while changing her story with every single breath.
Ghost says in his talking head that he loves Kelsey. Wait, in group didn’t he just say he isn’t in love with her yet because they have not know each other long enough?
I am starting to see Taylor’s point about the food. They seem to always be eating fast food and takeout with plastic forks. Jon and Liz and Kelsey discuss the porno incident. Everyone seems to be on the same page saying that she just needs to admit she made a porno. Farrah comes in and grabs he salad and runs back in her room to eat it.
One of the counselors is trying to encourage Farrah join the group. Farrah says everyone is picking on her. Dr. Jenn meets with Farrah one on one to try to help Farrah join in with the group. She also says it is obvious her boyfriend is not going to show up. What boyfriend, Dr Jenn? There is no boyfriend! Farrah immediately goes into fake crying. Dr. Jenn points out that Farrah’s perception is off. She says it is good for people to give her honest feedback. Farrah says she is happy about that. Apparently, Farrah displays happiness by isolating herself in her room and playing the victim.
Dr. Jenn wants some details about her dating history. Wow, that is going to be a lot for Farrah to make up all at once. Farrah says she started dating three months after giving birth. Whenever Farrah doesn’t know what to say next, she fake cries so she can think of an answer. She has decided to veer away from the whole dating history issue by blaming her parents. Farrah has HUGE hands. Not judging, I have huge hands too. Just an observation. Wow, it’s a good thing Farrah’s parents agreed to on the show.
Sada is having a birthday party. Apparently she likes mermaids! Everyone is having a good time. Even Farrah! Was that a drama free party? Whitney feels like Sada is flirting with Ghost. Wait, what? When Sada goes to hug Whitney she refuses. Really Whitney? Sada decides to go to bed. Both of them are drunk. They are fighting over nothing. They make up the next morning.
Jon is clearly masturbating under the covers in bed when Liz walks in. Jon denies it and Liz has a fit. I can’t believe they are even arguing about this.
Next week: Dr. Jenn teaches Liz the word “emasculating” and Ghost admits he has another relationship.