It’s time for another episode of the Real Housewives of Atlanta! I’ve been doing some technical blog maintenance on the all day today and I’m excited to get another recap going! Let’s see what the ladies have in store for us tonight! I haven’t even watched the first looks yet, so I am looking forward to every bit of tonight’s episode!
Can you believe it has been three years since Cynthia and Peter got married? Lord, we waste a lot of our lives watching this shit. I am so glad to know you guys are doing it with me. It makes me feel less ridiculous about my television view habits. But really, Cynthia and Peter have been married longer than I’ve had this blog! #holdme
Cynthia and Peter are at Bar One. It will be interesting to see if they follow the extensive (23!!!) list of rules for customers of Bar One. So far they don’t even have a table and had to ask for a server. Cynthia orders a Vodka pineapple (no top shelf vodka mentioned on camera) and Peter orders a Ketel One and tonic with two limes. As the reviews state, the server barely seems interested in fetching a drink despite being miced and serving the owners. They are meeting their friends Christopher Williams and his wife Natalie. Jeez it’s another Cynthia and Peter do not have sex story. They are setting this up for Natalie being a friend of the housewives.
Natalie claims to have known Todd and says her good friend dated him. She says her good friend dated him and he broke her heart by cheating on her. She says, “Todd had a straight hustle, don’t ever get that twisted.” I wonder how Todd feels about Bravo production, his FRIENDS selling his ass out for storyline. This is so fabricated it is not even the slightest bit amusing. Natalie claims Todd is an opportunist.Peter and Cynthia go across the street to her modeling agency and Peter has candles burning everywhere and Christopher Williams sings a special song just for Cynthia. It was sweet. Then Peter and Cynthia have a romantic dinner alone at the modeling agency.
Don Juan ( who hates me personally btw. Because I once suggested that Kandi doing appearances as sushi bars in middle America was beneath her) and her choreographer Victor are preparing for the play. Todd quit the production last week for reasons I do not understand. If he is doing a six month stint somewhere else, it didn’t start until this month. And Todd’s name was ALL OVER the production. This season, Kandi seems to be throwing Don Juan under the bus saying he does not know what he is doing. Which is kind of the reason he doesn’t like me. I said something similar when Kandi flew to Kansas or wherever to appear at a Chinese restaurant or whatever it was in Milwaukee or wherever it was. I love that Kandi has Tyler Perry dreams. I really think she could get there. Kandi wants Porsha in the show and Don Juan does not. Don Juan does not want anyone from RHOA in the play. Trust Kandi she knows what she is doing.
Time for Porsha and Nene they talk about Kenya living in Vinings. If I throw a rock across the tracks I too live in Vinings. lol. When I still had an income, I looked at a really cool Vinings house but despite the fact that I could “afford it” on a school teacher salary, I somehow knew I could not stay in “the system” and did not need a mortgage. But yes, Vinings is quite a lovely area about 2 miles from my ghetto. What? I can throw a rock two miles! lol.
Nene and Porsha talk about Kenya’s imaginary boyfriend. Not so fast Nene. Kenya has a Saudi trick. She actually does have an imaginary boyfriend this time. She is putting out to some man for money. That said, she does not have a Bentley, lol. Though I am sure she told him she needed one for the show and he rented it for her. Meanwhile, I don’t know who bout Porsha’s furniture and decorated her fake house but. NO. Honey. JUST NO.
Kenya is trying to show she has a family. Do I really need to recap this crap? Kenya claims she wants a baby. This is all bullshit and I refuse to recap it. None of this is real.
Kandi and Todd agree to do the play together.
Finally the vineyard scene. Kenya wants to start trouble with Natalie. For inexplicable reasons, Marlo is there. Phaedra, Porsha and Kandi are late. Where the fuck are they? At Wolf family vineyards? They have no vineyards here, WTF? They have to be at Chateau Elan. Why are they not saying so? Marlo is there WHY? Did I miss the reason that the convicted felon is back? Oh WAIT, I am giving more faith to that tip I got a year ago. Somehow she got back on for legal dispute I am not supposed to be talking about. OMG. I did not believe it at the time but girlfriend is on a because her criminal record was outed by Bravo. Very interesting. Note that no current housewife wants to claim her.
Kenya tries to go in on Natalie. No one bites. Kandi says she just wants to o to the courthouse. Natalie says she knows Todd’s ex girlfriend whose heart she broke. Kenya and Natalie go in on each other. Kenya is being EXTRA. Cynthia says Natalie did claim Todd was an opportunist. Frankly I think this is Bravo storyline. Kandi compares things to Peter and Cynthia. Cynthia is not amused. Kandi SHUTS IT DOWN.