Oh Lord. This should be good. Nene is in a short black and white dress that she claims is Valentino. It looks lovely on her. Two gay comics are the bartenders and the audience is apparently filled with their loud drunken fans. Andy makes fun of Nene’s weird braided hair headband.
Andy asks Nene about Kenya saying her boyfriend bought her a Bentley. Nene and Andy have a good chuckle over that. Nene says she loves Mal and how she flies in to stir up trouble and then flies away. Nice. Nene. Cynthia is your only friend on the show you have and the trouble she is stirring up is her marriage. So glad you love Mal so much.
Oh lord. The poll question is as result of Phaedra’s kid puking. Which of the ATL housewives would you puke on. Really Andy? REALLY?
Andy is not going to ask Nene too many questions because he is a wuss, so he is going to let callers and tweeters ask the question he has selected so it doesn’t look like it is coming from him.
Nene makes a point to say she is the ONLY guest. There was a montage of Nene calling Porsha a bad friend. Andy asks how she and Porsha are now. She says, “Oh we are fine. I love Porsha. She just have a lot to learn.” And I’m thinking I hope Porsha doesn’t need to learn subject verb agreement because Nene sure as shit can’t help her there.
Why didn’t you put Chuck in his place when he attacked Phaedra and Kandi? Because she is team Nene and Phaedra can fight for herself. She doesn’t know what their relationship was back then.
How do you think Porsha is dealing with her divorce and any advice you may have for her? (You can tell she is irked the question is not about her.) She’s had so much advice for Porsha over the whole divorce thing so she doesn’t have any more to give. Then she says she is going to need someone to give her advice? huh? But she thinks Porsha is doing fine.
Why do you think you are too good to be in Kandi’s play? She doesn’t. When you get to a certain place in your career you don’t have to take every job offered. She is in a place where she can make choices. So in order for Kandi and I to stay in the place we are now it’s best we don’t work together.
Why did you think it was appropriate to bring up high school sex rumors about Phaedra. Tasteless! Well, That’s what we do on the show. laughs. Keep watching there is more dirt to come.
(From Andy) People are wondering what you think of Mama Joyce this season? Nothing. Really? Well I mean you don’t have an opinion? I really don’t.
Have you been to Kim’s house to see her new twins? No, but she has texted with her and congratulated and all those things. I’ve been meaning to get over there and drop her off some pampers. I know she needs some.
Kenya has mentioned lately that you two are not friendly anymore. What happened? I have no idea. Honestly, I have no idea. I mean you see every episode Kenya talks about me. But I get why honey, I get why. /hair primp
Longwinded question. Basically, are you and Cynthia good friends off screen and does she confide you about Peter off-screen? Cynthia and I talk several times a day almost everyday. So we are friends on and off screen. Andy asks, “What do you think about her relationship with Peter? Nene is being very reserved tonight. She is not really answering any questions. She makes comments like “if I have an opinion all Atlanta catches on fire (not a great analogy for us true Atlantans, btw) but she can’t have one. She says she thinks that is their business and Cynthia can handle Peter. It sounded like she said “I can’t” after that. But maybe it was “I can” but her face made it seem like the former.
When was the last time you have seen or spoken with Sheree? She hasn’t seen her in a couple years or so. They both live in Atlanta but she is no where to be seen.
How is your grandbaby doing? She is doing great she is running now! Andy asks if she would ever set her up with Mr. President. Nene says no, she does not want her to date younger men.
How do you feel about Kenya saying you look like a drag queen? Really, who looks more like a drag queen. I take it as compliment anyway.
How do your feel about Kim coming back to RHOA? Nene says she is fine with it as long as Kim is ready to work. Andy laughs hard about that. Then he says “reading is fundamental.”
I missed the poll results on my DVR. But Jacqueline Bisset got the Jackhole for her acceptance speech. I need to go find it. lol.
Thought on this episode of WHHL and the Golden Globes Appreciated
GAME TIME! Andy says he wants to find out how Nene feels about some of her colleagues on the Golden Globes tonight She chimes in, “Yes, honey the colleagues that some of these girls wish they had. You know the one that needs the deep peel!” Andy says the deep peel, who is that Kenya? Nene says who do you think. Wow. She is letting her hatred for Kenya out big time.
Andy shows red carpet looks and Nene either gives a read or a bam!
Nene gives Lena Dunham a read. Which is sad because I just spent all day with a nekkid Lena watching a GIRLS marathon on HBO. Let’s see you put you out there like that, Neenster. I love Lena for showing normal sized naked bodies on TV.
Lupita Nyong’o from twelve years a slave in her stunning gown. Nene says she does not care for her hair (while picking nits out of her mop, LITERALLY) but that dress is everything BAM!
Drew Barrymore is up next I have to say that I ADORED her gown. It was perfect maternity wear. Her makeup and hair were flawless. I liked her better than any of the few others I saw. Of course, Nene gives her a read. That is beyond fucked up, Nene.
OMG WTF did Sandra Bullock wear? And with a side pony It is SO WRONG. Nene says it is too casual. I say it is HIDEOUS.
Julia Roberts. I was disappointed in her choice but I do think she looked fab. Nene says it makes her look older. Andy loved it. I liked it but it was not my favorite.
Jennifer Lawrence. Nene says she is kinda like sad about everything. I didn’t like this one either. I expect it to be on worst dressed. It accentuated her mid section in a bad way.
Emma Watson. OMG I missed this.It is red ball gown in the front yoga pants in the back. WTF? LOL Nene says, “Girl she has on pants!” and …yeah. exactly. It’s bad. Andy says it’s Dior. Business in the front party in the back. See? We both think it is a mullet dress.
Mary Lou Retton. Oh come on guys. You are just making fun of Marylou. at least she is there while you two bitches are in NYC. Shut it about our Olympic Athletes.
Matthew McConaughey in a green velvet Dolce tux. Nene practically cums on herself screaming BAM! The fact he is dumber than a box of rocks probably just makes it better for her.
Then I got bored with the game.