I don’t believe anyone asks for Melyssa’s autograph. At least not before this show started. I also don’t believe she is turning down “boatloads of cash” to make appearances. I think the real story is that all of that dried up and she had to get a real job. I’m also not sure she has a real estate license and may be a leasing agent if she works there at all. She is already in trouble at work for acting like an air-head and a diva and not putting in the work. Real estate is no joke. You have to be out there hustling every day, canvassing your area, getting to know the people, finding out who is looking to buy or sell before everyone else. So she takes off from the office and heads over to Mica’s. Mica, Melyssa and Mica’s chinchilla are splitting a bottle of wine. No, I am not kidding.
Daisy is hours late for her date. He is hot. In every sense of the word. And Daisy can’t figure out why he is so mad. I can’t figure out why he is wearing a hat pin on the lapel of his suit jacket. He is hot. I want him to be mad at me. Very, very mad. Also, the fact that he can’t keep his tongue in his mouth is ….is it hot in here? Did someone turn the heat up? And Daisy wants to whine to him about girl friend problems? Chile…. get that food to go and head over to his place and let him get his anger out. OMG, they are eating on a tiny little table and the plates are huge. Hot guy just spilled his entire entrée into his lap. MAKE YOUR MOVE GIRL get down there and lick some of that stuff up! Daisy fake cries and he calls her on it. Daisy pays the tab.
Sidenote: I can’t understand half of these folks Yankee accents. When a southern person is on a show like this, the Yankees get subtitles so they can follow along. Why can’t I get subtitles for Yankee? What? I’m just sayin… Oh look! We did get subtitles!
Daisy says that her boyfriend is Jesus and her… oh I can’t remember exactly how she put it. Whatever. That right there was a good lay and she fucked it up before it even started.
Daisy is hours late again for the dinner at Mica’s. Mica is already drunk and sings the bizarre prayer. Daisy goes straight for Demetria. Demetria tries to get Daisy to simmer down until the beautifully prepared meal is over, but clearly Daisy is all about Daisy. She even agreed with her date (Did I mention how hot he was?) when he called her selfish. Her reply was, “is that bad?” So Demetria realizing that Daisy was not going to shut up asked her what about her blog offended her. And she says, “I was offended for my girls.” Now I stopped tape right there but if I were Demetria, I would shut her dumbass down. I would explain to her that she does not have the right to be offended on someone else’s behalf. And if someone else was offended they could address her directly.
Let’s see how Demetria handles this. Wow, I’m shocked she just let it go on. Geneva is pissed because Demetria thought Geneva snooping on her ex was foul. Honey, that is her opinion. That’s what bloggers do. They comment on things with their opinion. If you can’t handle that your flat hair don’t need to be on this show. Geneva’s says that Demetria’s whole point of view was so one-sided. Yes, dear. That is what opinions are. Why isn’t D breaking this down in small pieces so these loud chicks can understand? Instead, she politely excuses herself from the mob of harpies and leaves. Her boyfriend is in the car waiting for her and she finally lets her anger out. Oddly, she is more pissed at Daisy than Geneva.
Back inside, Brie is the only one defending her. Melyssa is also somewhat supportive. Mica is the Brandi Glanville of this show. She’s not stirring any shit towards others but she is a drunken mess trying to be the center of attention.
So after two episodes, I’m still in the same place. It’s all about Demetria. And Brie seems like a good second choice. Most of the rest of these bitches are rachet. And we neeeed more Jason.