Chiiiiile, this here is one CRAZY Tuesday night at the home offices of Tamara Tattles. Busy Busy, BUSY. And then this Brandi Glanville shit starts right when I am tryna recap Shahs. Let me try and focus as my emails go batshit crazy.
MJ has a lot of sex tapes. She is trying to get them all erased. Reza goes with her to the computer shop for this to happen. The guy finds all of her sex tapes. He tells her to password protect her computer and they leave. I love that MJ is so comfortable with her body. May well all get there someday. MJ says she doesn’t know how long she will look that good and she wants to keep some memorabilia. YOU GO GIRL! Love you MJ!
Mike is back with his big balls… er I mean big baller friends from Vegas to talk shop. Random bimbos abound. It’s weird and likely Made by Bravo. Or VERY shady.
Asa is planning a Diamond Water launch. Sunny is a great event planner so she is in charge. Asa is looking for GOLD Yellow GOLD. I get it Asa. I do. You need a Lebanese boyfriend, but I suppose in the US a Jermaine Jackson will do.
Asa is planning a family reunion to Turkey. So she can hook up with her family in Iran. Because she sought political asylum, she can likely never return to Iran. Same for the rest of them. That is why people like Reza are so very RUDE and UNITERESTED about what is going on in Iran. I am fine with him saying he is American and that is all. But when Reza still liked me, he had no interest in Iran at all and no interest in world politics. It was quite sad.
MJ takes Leila to look at rentals. Leila is being a diva. MJ and GG are still at odds. MJ and Leila being friends is problematic.
Mike’s family ADORES Jessica. She is learning Farsi, she cooks Iranian food, she is converting to Judaism. She is rich. Mike is NERVOUS. lol. Now what Mike? Can’t afford a ring?
GG is out on a date with Shayon. I can’t recap this anymore. GG is giddy because she can jump from one hot guy to another and MJ can’t. That’s just mean.
That said, LILY is rocking one of the hottest dresses I have ever seen and Reza is questioning her photo op? OF COURSE she is not interested in you! She is inter ested in the hot backshot of her dress! You say that as if you are brand new and woke up in Beverly Hills yesterday, Mr Attentionwhoremonger! Of course she is using her, just like you used her last season.
Can’t ANYONE help MJ with her styling? ANYONE? Because I love her and corsets should NOT I repeat NOT be her signature look. Who told MJ to go the corset route? THEY MUST BE FIRED!
MJ is very rude to GG and her date.
LOVING MJ’s imitation of Lily, but she keeps fucking it up by using the right word ‘exudes” instead of ‘eludes” which is what Lily said. And was DEAD ON. lolololol.
Adam hugs the enemy Mike and says ” don’t let the asshole come between us.” Mike is drunk and shit is about to go down.
But it is not Mike who starts it . It is Reza who takes the mic and bullshits on Mic PUBLICALLY. WHAT A DOUCHEBAG! Mike wins.