I don’t normally do these, but since I am STILL under the weather, I thought I would this week so on the off chance I don’t feel up to blogging tonight, we will still have a place to chat. I still plan to try my best to get tons of blogging done tonight though. It Sunday night and everyone goes back to work tomorrow and you are going to need stuff to read rather than do whatever they pay you to do.
We start with Miss Lawrence and Kenya out to lunch. Well, they are always out to lunch, but this time I mean literally. They are in a restaurant having lunch. They appear to be the only customers. Kenya just wants something light, so she orders a shrimp po’boy. Because a huge crusty bread roll stuffed with fired shrimp and lots of mayo based dressing is “something light” on her planet. Kenya does not know how to pronounce Savannah. Kenya is gossiping about all the people in their circle who have fucked Chuck Smith. Miss Lawrence says he knows Chuck Smith, which prompted Kenya to ask, “Have you fucked Chuck?” Miss Lawrence says not that one. Kenya is still irked by Phaedra.
Nene meets Chuck Smith for lunch wearing…. well I am going to let y’all explain what she is wearing to me. Apparently, Phaedra will be joining them. Late. As Usual. Nope sorry. I have to address these clothes now while I have all the time in the world. Ne Ne is wearing a long maxi wrap dress that looks like Diane Von Furstenberg envisioned whilst on an acid trip and then some kid with a black Sharpie drew all over. Chuck is in a plaid shirt and jeans. Phaedra is in a black top with sequence and some sort of reddish blackish disco pants. None of these three people look like they are going to the same place.
Phaedra in her talking head realizes that Mynique has gone home from Savannah and reported back that pretty much everyone has had some a little Chuck in them. Chuck does not look happy to see Phaedra. Nene asks if Chuck is paying before she orders. LOL. Thought you were rich, bitch. Chuck’s actual motive is for all the folks from Athens to give back by speaking at the Boys and Girls Club of Athens.
Cynthia and Mallory go shopping at a bead store. Mallory announces that she will be staying with Cynthia and Peter for two months until she goes to Korea where her man plays basketball. Announces mind you. Does not ask. Despite knowing that Peter does not like her. Who does that? Mallory says she wants to stay there to fix things with her sister. Cynthia feels a bit betrayed by Mallory. Mallory wants a fresh start. The sisters chat about how their sex drives are not as high as their man’s. Mallory says hers wants it two or three times a day! Cynthia seems shocked that Mallory does it even when she is tired. Cynthia is worried about finances.
The we have a first look at Blood Sweat & Heels. I’ll be damned if it doesn’t look good. Please tell me I am not about to be sucked into another Bravo show. It’s filmed in NYC. Melyssa is a former video vixen trying to make it in the real estate business in the big apple. She is not good at math or figuring commissions on 4 million dollar sales. Mica is the owner of a modeling agency and former model. She has a pet chinchilla named Barack aka “Rocky.” Demetria is a blogger/author. She is a bit bitchy to her fiancé but seems to be a lot of fun. Daisy is a style expert who appears on TV shops and websites to discuss the latest trends. How is this a job?
I hate to say it but I just bumped Sister Wives back to add in Blood Sweat & Tears. This show looks GOOD. sigh.