Bravo tricked me. It was SUPPOSED TO BE A FIRST LOOK FOR RHOA but then they threw in a first look for Blood Sweat & Heels and I watched it just like they knew I would. I was hooked from the damn get go. So here we are back on the Bravo teat that I am so trying to break you all away from. Dammit.
The first look at Blood Sweat & Heels. I’ll be damned if it doesn’t look good. Please tell me I am not about to be sucked into another Bravo show. It’s filmed in NYC. Melyssa is a former video vixen trying to make it in the real estate business in the big apple. She is not good at math or figuring commissions on 4 million dollar sales. Mica is the owner of a modeling agency and former model. She has a pet chinchilla named Barack aka “Rocky.” Demetria is a blogger/author. She is a bit bitchy to her fiancé but seems to be a lot of fun. Daisy is a style expert who appears on TV shops and websites to discuss the latest trends. How is this a job?
Daisy has a Brooklyn Brunch Series on the first Sunday of every month. This is a great excuse to get the cast together every month. Mica already looks different. I already don’t like her showing up with dildos and shit. Oh wait, that was not Mica, Mica is the potentially white chick. I dunno. Daisy is also annoying me already. Lol.
Is the late girl a white girl? I am so confused. Which one is the mathematically challenged real estate girl, Melyssa. I think I will like her. Oh I think she just showed up in the polka dot dress. Bravo needs to take a page from VH1 and label the chicks each and every time they show up like they do on Mob Wives. Y’all know I am the blogger with NO FACIAL RECOGNITION SKILLS. Forgive me this blog could go left at any moment.
Anyway. one of them has crooked boobs in her talking head. There is no excuse for not getting the girls situated properly in a talking head, girl. That shit is multi-episodic! Anyway, this Daisy character is wandering around the brunch with a mike. I kinda get the whole bridge and tunnel classism now. I’ve changed my mind. I just want a show for Demetria. I am not sure I can with these other yankee bitches.
Don’t tell my favorite girl, Demetria, but OH HELL YEAH you have to snoop. Why is everyone ganging up on my girl? Demetria’s hair is TO DIE FOR. Everyone else has a driver but since Demetria lives in Brooklyn, she just walks home. In the car home these bitches bitch about the cheese grits and shit. Really? You expected some decent grits there? Bitching about no collard greens? Stop trying to pretend you know about things you do NOT know about.
Okay so Mica is the modeling agency girl. We are at her place. Everyone is talking about my girl, Demetria. Is Mica a white girl trying to act black? It seems yes. I still don’t know the name of the black chick in the gold lame….(pretend an accent came in there). Is it the former video vixen Melyssa or whatever? I thought I liked her. I don’t like gold lame (pretend there is an accent there) girl.
I love Demetria. Is that obvious yet? She makes fun of her man Greg for having a Jamaican accent despite being from Brooklyn. Demetria is an ALPHA female. I hate that. But I LOVE her. Did I mention that? Demetria is going to blog about it.
Daisy goes to get her first Brazillian. She is scared. Okay. I am kind of liking her now. She meets up with…I still don’t know who that flat haired chick is. But she is annoying as fuck. Clearly, Demetria is the HBIC. I chose well. As Usual.
Okay, Mica is a white chick tryna act black. Geneva. I have no idea who she is, but I don’t like her.
So did you watch?