Finally ready to recap Mob Wives and the second half of the Vegas trip. I have a feeling this one is going to be long. At least we know in advance nobody died. Wait! They are picking this up on the next morning? I thought they literally left us hanging off the 34th floor last episode? Did we see some resolution?
At breakfast, Renee is already gunning for Natalie. As soon as Natalie arrives to breakfast, Renee goes in. She tries to drag Natalie from the breakfast table, she slings a metal
cloche ice bucket across the table send glass flying all over Alicia. Natalie dares Renee to touch her. OMG. Natalie is standing her ground. She tells Renee to stick her tacky Mob Candy up her ass. This is girl is going toe to toe with Renee and the other girls are just watching the show with their mouths hanging open. Then Renee runs at Natalie sling an arm bar to her throat! And it’s awn like popcawn!
Natalie gets a good right hook in to the back of Renee’s head before production carts Renee out of the suite. I can imagine the bill VH1 will get for damages to their free room. Meanwhile, all the girls rush Natalie and ask her if she is okay. Natalie preen her hair and says, “Oh, I’m good. Did I get her in the face?” God help me I am starting to like this girl.
Alicia tries to calm down Natalie. while Drita tries to calm down Renee. For some dumb reason, production lets them all back in the same room. Drita says, “No more physical altercations.” Renee says, “I’m not done.” Drita tries to say in between Renee and Natalie to keep Renee off her. Renee retreats briefly to smoke. She says to Natalie, ” So you feel brave because they are here?” and laughs manically. Clearly, she is still high on something. Natalie says,” I would have done the same without them here. You don’t know me, I’ll murder somebody. You better be glad they are here.” Annnnd Renee jumps up again. Staff intervenes immediately. The girls, even Drita, do little if anything. Renee threatens the staff for putting their hands on her and she is carted off again.
Big Ang and Drita are impressed with Natalie. Natalie goes to her room to call her boyfriend to calm down and get advice. Except the retelling seems to have worked her up.
Big Ang , Drita, and Alicia decide to divide and conquer. Drita will talk to Natalie, and the other two are stuck with Renee. Drita seems like she is keeping some distance from Renee. She probably just does not want to draw Renee’s ire. By the way, Big Ang says she tried to buy the pink couches from The Palm but they would not sell. Anyway, Big Ang goes to talk to Renee but she is finally down for the count, probably with some help from a lot of Xanax.
For the record, I like Alicia’s freckles.
Drita and Natalie go to the bar and bond. Drita really respects Natalie. Natalie says she can be cordial with Renee, she does that for a living, but Renee can’t because she is an animal.
Renee finally wakes up the next day. She seems sober. All the girls except Natalie take Renee to the Mob Museum. Looks like Natalie gets a peaceful day by the pool. Win. Win. The museum looks supper cool. It’s called Mob Attraction and you interact with actual people and to mobster things. Cheesy, sure. But it still looks like fun. The girls seemed to love it.
Drita and Renee talk about Natalie at the museum. Drita talked to Renee honestly without having Renee’s back 100%. Renee is not happy about that.
Drita is losing a ton at the tables, allegedly. All the girls except Renee are at the pool together. Renee calls Natalie on cue (from production.) Renee summons Natalie to her room. Natalie says she is not in the mood.
Later, everyone is in the suite together. Renee is pissed that Natalie blew her off. She is also pissed because she sees Natalie and Alicia yukking it up in the pool.
In real time, after this Renee flew to LA. Perhaps that is where she “sought help.” If you missed my post that Renee responded to about this trip, you can read it here.
On the next episode everyone is back in Jersey but the catfight is not over.
P.S. This episode was way better than this lame recap. Honestly, I was so enthralled it was hard to ‘cap it.