Sorry I didn’t stick around for this last night. I just feel like hell and finally just went to bed. I am giving it another try now and it seems like this episode is more separate from RHOBH than I thought. Tom is pissed at Jax for spreading rumors about him. Really? Because isn’t this show all about rumors? Ariana (Is that her name?) is pissed at Jax too. All three will be tending bar together. Jax is denying everything. Meanwhile, Kristen is still drilling down Tom looking for proof of his infidelities. Why is Kristen drunk on the job? And confronting Tom on the job?
Katie has decided she is a tarot card reader. She says things like, “You feel good, but you don’t feel the way good feels.” Stassi has decided to hone her private detective skills by delving into the Tom and Kristen relationship looking for signs that he is with Ariana. I have decided coughing my lungs out may be more fun than watching this show. Kristen is sobbing in the alley and unable to work because…??? Well pretty much for no reason at all.
Are Mohamed and Martin related? Or is it just that all old men look alike? Brandi is hitting on Jax. Now that is a match made in IQ heaven! Why have we not thought of this before? They are perfect for each other! She is already conspiring to murder Joyce with him. He would probably agree to do the shooting.
Why is Michael ordering for Yolanda? And everyone has special requests. I find people who do that to be highly annoying. A simple “no tomatoes” is fine. But deconstructing the entire entrée and making into something else is ridiculous. It doesn’t take long for Brandi and Michael and Joyce to get into it.
Kirsten treats Tom the same way Stassi treats Jax. None of these guys are in possession of their own nut sacks it would seem. Lisa sends Kristen home. I think she should fire her on the spot. Who is allowed to behave this way at work? Wait, Kristen doesn’t go home. She sits out in the alley and drinks. Then she confronts Adriana who carefully explains that she and Tom went to Vegas to play poker three years ago. Kristen is still suspicious. Tom needs to cut that bitch loose.
Next time, it’s Stassi’s birthday trip. This year it is Cabo. Everyone gets along great and acts like the adults that they are. Wait. That will never happen.