Um okay y’all, I have a question for you. The picture above is a Hermes bag that costs about 20k. The um, art work is courtesy of George Condo. He is an artist of some note who is highly compensated for his work. I actually like some of his pieces. However, this one falls into his grotesque demon orgy category. One that I find rather, um, distasteful. I have a few nudes in my house but they are not accompanied by abstract demon faces.
So if your significant other gave you the Birkin bag above what would you do? I think I might have to graciously accept with such enthusiasm that my request that it be encased in glass and displayed in one of the least often entered rooms in my ridiculous mansion seemed like an act of love and protection.
I mean really. WTF would you do with that? More importantly, what does a gift like this say about the giver? At what point does a woman, even a woman with nary a brain in her big ole head, realize that she is married to a man who thinks he is Jesus, Steve Jobs, and Michelangelo all in one? Wouldn’t that be a tiny bit disconcerting, even to a woman who made entrance into the public eye via sex tape?
What would you do if you received such a thing? Seriously!