First off, why is Scheana Marie first chair? I realize it is her second season, but RHOBH trumps Vanderpump Rules, Andrew. Right away Andy starts with the shade and shows us a clip of Joyce making out with Fabio in a movie. Both girls look stunning. But Joyce looks AMAZING. Andy plays a clip of Joyce getting asked a weird question at a pageant. I thought her answer was fine. All y’all haters need to back off my girl!
Andy shows the YouTube apology Brandi made and Joyce responds. Joyce says Brandi was even worse than what the show aired. She says Brandi is being a bitch, just to be a bitch. She says Brandi didn’t like that she called Brandi out for talking about Lisa. She also said “shit” twice on live TV and they did not catch the second time. OOPS.
Joyce says that Brandi was drunk out of her mind at dinner and that is when she got really bad. Joyce finds Yolanda condescending and rude. I have to admit we do seem to be seeing another side of Yo this season. I’m going to give her a pass because she was very ill during filming.
Someone asks if the other girls are jealous because she is the only one in a stable relationship? She says probably. Why is Scheana so desperate for Stassi to be her friend? Scheana says she is not desperate to be her friend. It seems that she really enjoyed being friends with Stassi and hoped they could get back to where the were.
Then everyone plays in Joyce’s hair to confirm there are no extensions. Scheana is amazed.
A caller asks Joyce why the women on her show are so rude about Carlton’s faith. Um, because she is a wittttcccchhhhh!? Joyce gives a lovely pageant answer.
Joyce calls Brandi a conniving, alcoholic, bitch.
They sucked at the game. Andy says now he understands why Joyce bombed her pageant question. Such shade tonight.
Joyce won the poll 70% to Brandi’s 30% YAY!