I don’t understand why Asa’s Tehrangeles song is not the theme song to this show. It’s a way better song than the one they use. Reza has apparently never been to a mall before. Apparently, he and Adam went to promote some sort of Beluga Caviar machine. It went a little something like this. Here is $3,500 provided by the Caviar people. Go to the mall, find the machine and pretend like you just had an extra $3,500 in your pocket to buy caviar.
UPDATED: Here is the link to the Beverly Hills Caviar Company that got all the advertising on Shahs last night. The largest tin in the machine is 200g and cost $800. Oh Bravo, you slay me.
Asa takes GG to an outdoor Tai Chi class. I think this is a fantastic idea for GG and her anger issues. It’s calming, but in kind of warrior princess way. “Put your mind inside of where your hips are….” GG asks if this helps sex. LOL. But she is sort of taking it seriously! GG and Asa have such a nice civilized conversation. That was actually nice to watch.
MJ is showing Leila’s house to a potential renter. I haven’t seen her doing anything real estate related in ages.
Reza meets with Sasha to apologize. Something tells me he is not going to be very good at this. Reza says that he owes him and his brother an apology. Sasha says thank you. Reza says the irony is that we come from the same place and speak the same language but we could not be more different. Sasha says he did not come to hear Reza’s apology. He came to find out what caused Reza to react the way he did. Sasha is adorable.
Mike is shopping for an engagement ring. Stein Diamonds will be providing the ring for promotional considerations. But probably not the $340K one. You can tell even on TV that these are very high quality diamonds. Mike is shopping in the $30K range. His brothers seem to be of the mind that since the girl isn’t “Persian” the ring doesn’t have to be expensive. Mike blames Reza for his financial situation. Real estate is a tough job that requires you to be on your grind 24/7. It also requires a lot of connections. While I get that Reza fucked him over a bit, ultimately, it’s up to Mike to do the work.
GG is out to dinner with Sean to come clean about kissing Shionn. Sean is hot. And he is also about to break up with GG. Then Reza and GG will start shouting from the mountaintops that he is gay. He doesn’t really set off my gaydar, but I really have seen enough to make a call. GG is struggling hard to tell the truth. GG comes sort of clean about the kissing. Sean asks her if she still talks to him and she says he texts her everyday! GG says she doesn’t text him back. She’s lying and Sean knows it. He says to let him read the text messages. He is angry that she has been lying to him since MJ told him about the kiss. Sean very calmly explains that this is the last day of their acquaintance.
Reza’s housewarming party is very Martha Stewart and quite lovely. Mike is not invited so he goes to a high stakes poker game. Sammy is there! I am over being pissed off at him, so I am happy to see him! Mike was stupid to leave commercial real estate for residential.
The food looks fabulous. Did Reza cook all that? The dinner is going very well, so of course MJ wants to ruin dinner by encouraging Reza to call Mike.
Next week: Mike and Reza come face to face, and it is not pretty.