Good God, Giuliana, for this you leave your baby? First Leann Rimes, now Nene Leakes. Fine, I know I am watching. Already you are showing the “glamorous homes of St Marlo Country Club.” What Yankees don’t know is the Atlanta housing market is in the gutter. You can BUY a McMansion there in the 300s. Nene RENTS. Despite the latest laughable accounts by OK magazine, Nene is NOT paid a million dollars a year by Bravo. I know you all don’t want to believe me, but she’s not. I have been contacted by several magazines trying to get me to divulge sources and figures on the housewives. And even when I tell them I know some things and not others they encourage me to make shit up. It ain’t happening. I am not giving my secrets to the paper tabloids, either you know about this blog or you don’t.
Moving on with this fiasco.. Giuliana arrives for the interview. Nene is very casually dressed. It’s clearly going to be a hard knocks story. Which is definitely true. Nene has had it rough in life, as many have and come out on top, so good for her, on that.
Nene changes into a outfit that says “George Washington” which I suppose is better than George Jefferson, but George Jefferson would have been more appropriate.
Nene is already lying chile, she says she married a guy with money. Sigh. Just look back in my Nene archives people. She was all over local news for all kinds of things when RHOA premiered and NONE of those stories indicated she was wealthy. In fact, quite the opposite. Go on with that, girl.
Giuliana addresses the rumors of bankruptcy and plastic surgery as if Nene is the victim of tabloid journalism. Her financial issues where all over the local news when she came on RHOA! She was a local JOKE! And is Giulana really going to sit there and pretend that Nene did not have eleventy billion surgeries? I tried really hard not to hate Giuliana after the Leann Rimes puff piece but this may be too ridiculous for me to even blog.
ROFLMAO. Nene claims that rhinestone incrusted blanket she posed under for the Ebony cover had millions of dollars of diamonds and there was security on set and everything! This interview is just so laughtastic. Then again, Nene wants us to believe that her jobless husband bought her a 15 carat diamond engagement ring instead of a house. This is all while she is talking about how “good with money” she is. Hi, Nene, it’s me Tamara Tattles, I am good with money. I paid cash for a house I could afford, albeit in the ghetto. Also, as a teacher I managed to travel a lot and still have enough money saved to quit my oppressive job and support myself (more or less with some help from my friends) for nearly three years. You are NOT “good with money” you are good at spending money and pretending you have more than you do.
Oh look! She mentioned her brother. Nene regrets getting a DNA test on Curtis. She says she has never had a birth certificate. How is that even possible? She did eventually did find a birth certificate under I think her mother’s last name.
Nene wanted to be Janet Jackson on Good Times.
Did Nene just say she went to Morris Brown? Clearly, she did not graduate. I cannot ABIDE Nene’s ebonics on twitter. Even when she retweets me she changes with to “wit.” WHY?
Nene discusses an abusive relationship with Bryson’s father. It’s very sad.
Here is an example of Giuliana Rancic’s interview style:
Nene: I was at Freaknic (old school Atlanta thing) and he showed up and took me out at gunpoint.
Giuliana: So this was against your will.
Me: So really, you get paid to interview people?
Nene is VERY well-spoken in this interview. Which just goes to show, she is putting on an act for RHOA. She does know proper grammar.
Nene blames Creative Loafing for her stripping career. LOL. I do not think she stripped at
The Gold Club from a Creative Loafing Ad. lol. OMG! She says when she was hustling in the club she was putting her kid through private school. RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU THINK BRYSON HAS HAS THE BENEFIT OF A PRIVATE SCHOOL EDUCATION? Chile PUHLEASE. No one is buying this hooker with a heart of gold bullshit. Nene swears she was not a prostitute. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL I can’t with this show. It’s all complete and utter bullshit.
Oh God. I am only halfway through. Please let this end. Now Gregg is going to claim he met Nene somewhere besides a strip club. Did Gregg just say he was a single dad for ten years? Nene met Gregg at a strip club, probably not the Gold Club as Nene wishes WHEN HE WAS MARRIED! WTF Bullshit is this? I can’t with this.
Okay, we have officially entered bizarro world.
I do totally relate to Nene’s scene being cut from a movie. I did a lot of extra work, and have invited family to the premeire (YEARS AGO) only to find out that the ENTIRE SCENE was cut. However, I don’t believe her sob stories. It was EXTRA WORK. If any of you aspire to be an extra, particularly in a movie, DON’T do it, No matter how much you think you will “like the experience ” YOU WON’T! Just trust me on this. LOL at Nene traveling back and forth for work with two kids. It is like I am watching an interview from BIZARRO WORLD. What has anyone ever seen NENE in before housewives.
God I hate having to hate Giulana for this shit show.
Nene claims she was first cast for RHOA. She gave Kim Zolciak her part. Maybe she did, but I have a hard time believing that her broke ass was the first pick by Bravo. Though everyone in the ATL knew that they paid to rent her a house WHICH SHE STILL LIVES IN FOR FREE. um allegedly.
Nene then says she recommended Sheree, she was married to a football player and they lived “behind the gate,” MORE BULLSHIT, she hates Sheree why would she even tell that lie? Sheree lived on Long Island Drive at the time. Nice area. Not gated. Nene claims she put together the RHOA. LOLOLOLOLOLOL. sorry.
Nene regrets Bryson’s interactions with the law being on TV. He was just being a kid. Everyone’s kid gets arrested! Nene says that Brentt can’t make the same mistakes, because President Obama’s children cannot do that either. And she is right, Obama’s kid can’t steal from WAL*MART. So sorry Brentt.. you must bear the cross of not being able to shoplift because Mommy is famous. GOOD GOD,
I am not even going in to the housewive divorce theory here because we ALL know it was storyline to get Nene a wedding. Nene even says, she knew by what the producers said that they were going to file for divorce.
Nene says she is always going to be a dreamer. She wants to star in a major sitcom. And she wants her dream home… Good luck with that Nene, for real.