My last recap Revenge was so well received (two whole comments! And I think one of them was mine!) I simply must try to outdo myself on this one. Seriously, none of y’all watch Revenge? It’s because Sunday nights are so full of good stuff to watch, I know, but you really should have been DVRing it!
Emily has a problem with her faking her own death at her wedding and setting up Victoria as a murder. It seems that Victoria is refusing to come to the wedding at the last minute.
Meanwhile, Conrad has discovered that Lydia Davis not the innocent returning lover she has portrayed herself to be and is working with Margaux trying to bring him down for the murder of David Clarke. As they are arguing Emily texts Conrad saying she needs to see him ASAP. Lydia steals the picture of Amanda/Emily back in her catering days. Conrad rushes to Amanda. She snows him into getting Victoria to the wedding by bringing Patrick back. It works like a charm.
Daniel and Sarah bump into each other at the magazine offices. What is the point of that couple? They don’t their attraction to each other doesn’t seem to have much of anything to do with the primary plot.
Emily goes to say goodbye to Jack. She tells him she was with Amanda when she died. They hug and argue and cry.
I am either going deaf, of these people talk like they have marbles in their mouths. Revenge actors talk super slow, unlike on Scandal when everything is at double speed. The wedding is beautiful. Aiden keeps Lydia at bay with ….. some paperwork? Why not just kill her and take the picture? Nolan and Emily have their final dance. This episode is such a downer. Daniel is getting drunk and dialing Sarah until Charlotte interrupts.
Nolan’s job is to keep Patrick off the yacht. He sends Patrick a text about Father John and Patrick takes the bait. Conrad makes up with Lydia and invites her on the boat. This is not good news for Amanda/Emily. Like I said, they should have just bumped her off.
Jack and Sarah are both chugging back the liquor at the bar. Both are in love with the two people who just got married. Sarah propositions Jack, but he calls he a cab. Emily left one of her necklaces in an envelope for Jack.
Patrick arrives at Nolan’s place. Nolan tells Patrick he knows he cut the brake lines on the car that killed Father John. Nolan is being sort of creepy with Patrick and his attraction to him. They are both teary-eyed. Nolan is not taking the whole thing going down with Emily well.
Sarah, whose name I just noticed from the phone is Sara, drunk dials Daniel. He says “What are you talking about?” I was thinking suicide immediately. I thought she was going to off herself on the phone. But it was her roommate calling to let Daniel know, while on his honeymoon, that Sara tried to kill herself. He is very shaken up.
Meanwhile, Lydia is STILL fucking up the plan by following Victoria on the boat so that Aiden can’t isolate her. Lydia shows Victoria the damning picture of Emily/Amanda. I told them to kill her three or four times. Why does no one on TV listen to me?
Okay, we just took a left turn into crazy town. Victoria confronts Emily on the deck of the ship with the picture. Then, and this is the crazy writing part… out of nowhere, Victoria says that Emily is as worthless to her as this bracelet. Then she chucks the bracelet with the gun powder residue all over into the ocean? What man wrote that scene? Because no woman makes a point to some bitch she is arguing with by throwing her favorite bracelet into the ocean.
Then Daniel walks out, picks up the murder weapon and shoots Emily. Apparently, he decides to shoot her right where the fake blood packets were placed? Daniel throws the gun in the water and takes his drunk self back inside for the slide show. The staff does the whole man overboard drill and Charlotte wonders where Emily is while Conrad seems to wonder where Victoria went.
Meanwhile, Patrick picks up one of Nolan’s many remotes to put on some music, but he discovers a hidden wall safe instead. Aiden swims to the beach and finds Jack who there to give Emily the necklace back. But Emily is not there. She did not activate her distress signal. Did Daniel actually shoot her? My DVR started a minute or so too early so I missed the very end. Did they show previews for the next episode?