Okay, I have about ten shows I want to be watching all at once, but let me get to recapping RHOA first and foremost. I can’t believe this show pulls close to four million viewers a week. And Nene has not had much of a presence at all this season. Now she has been relegated to “being in charge of a road trip.” That sort of task is usually assigned to the most boring person on the show!
Did Cynthia move? I don’t remember her house being this nice. Kandi goes to Cynthia to tell her about the bridal beatdown her mother and aunts put on Carmon. I don’t think the Mama Joyce thing is all storyline. Kandi broke down on WWHL talking about her mama and how they are not currently speaking. Kandi doesn’t seem like the fake crying type. I am buying into this whole scene. And it’s really sad. Kandi says she might just do something small for her wedding. Like getting married in Mexico? Cynthia basically tells Kandi that if she doesn’t get a grip on her mother, she will lose Todd.
Oh Lord, Mama Joyce has arrived to Phaedra’s office. Phaedra is there with Ayden. Ayden is not acknowledging Mama Joyce. Phaedra whispers to him that he needs to speak to Mama Joyce if he wants a treat. Ayden whispers back, “I don’t want a treat.” And I am officially in love with Ayden. Mama Joyce says she is there for legal advice. She wants to ask about a prenup. Phaedra says she has a prenup and Kandi will have one too. Mama Joyce says Todd is refusing to sign a prenup. That is horseshit. Todd just said he was not agreeing to anything with Mama Joyce. He said it in a nice way leaving out the whole “this is none of your fucking business” portion that he and the rest of the free world were thinking. Phaedra tells Mama Joyce that Kandi has a will and that Mama Joyce will be taken care of.
Mama Joyce asks Phaedra why in the hell did she introduce Kandi to Todd? She says with all of these lawyers and everyone else that you know, you gonna introduce her to one of the workers? Why I the hell Mama Joyce has it in her head that Todd’s job is not lucrative I have no idea. Todd does just fine for himself. LOL Mama Joyce is ranting about Todd being little and short with a big head. Kandi is short, she got a big head, you don’t put two short big-headed people together! Hello! You don’t introduce two short people with big heads! This is hysterical! Phaedra seems at a loss for words herself and that never happens. Mama Joyce says, “You didn’t get no little short man with a big head! ” #dead
Mama Joyce says she would not come to the wedding. And if my source is right, she didn’t. Mama Joyce says Todd is an opportunist. I don’t believe for a minute Mama Joyce even knew what that word meant until she heard it on the Wendy Williams show. Phaedra says that Kandi thinks Todd is the one, and she thinks he’s the one too! And then Mama Joyce says, ” You know that’s why I could choke you right now.” And the weird tone in which she said it was very believable.
Brandon is now “Kenya’s best friend.” This conversation about going to Savannah makes me want to slap the taste right out of Kenya’s mouth. She’s a fool. Speaking of fools, I think they may have used a fake house for her move in scene. Nothing much was moved in and this closet room she is in now looks like an apartment to me. I’m just saying. Batshit crazy Kenya has a firearm.
Porsha is looking at seven thousand dollar gladiator sandals. I am not a shoe person, but I must say that I love them. I hope she tries to buy them on Kordell’s card and the charges go through! LOL at her stylist saying the $3,500 dollar golden booties are “a little more practical.” I personally hate them. I have two words for these bitches going to Savannah: Cobblestone Streets. Let’s all take the train out of crazy town and back to sanity now, shall we? You will probably go to a drag show, and a cemetery tour. Wait, those shoes might be perfect for the drag show. If the Lady Chablis was in town for their visit and they got to see her, I’m going to be hella jealous. They are not worthy.
Kandi and Mama Joyce meet for a talk. Kandi says that she feels like for the past year she has been very negative about her relationship and everything around her. Mama Joyce feels like Kandi did not take her side in her fight with Carmon. Um, is Mama Joyce on crack? HER SIDE is that there will be no wedding and Todd is an opportunist who is fucking Kandi’s BFF. How exactly would Kandi take that side? Kandi says that some of the stuff she was saying was really hurtful to Carmon (not to mention her and Todd). Mama Joyce says they were joking. WTF? Mama Joyce says Kandi chose Carmon over her. Mama Joyce is lying and playing the victim. Mama says she is she is going to do her best to stay out of the relationship. She is washing her hands of the entire thing. If Todd makes her happy she is happy. More horseshit I do not believe for a second and neither should you Kandi. I hope Mama Joyce watches this show and realizes what a horses ass she looks like for the way she treats her daughter.
Nene invites the ladies to the Country Club in the neighborhood where she rents and is therefore not eligible to be a member of. As I get ready to hit play again I am paused on the back of Nene’s head. Nene seems completely oblivious to the fact that she has hair on the back of her head and how atrocious it looks. WHO IN THE HOLY HELL DOES HER HAIR? I cannot bring myself to believe that Mynique is pronounced Monique as Nene does. It would seem she would know how to pronounce the name of her very good friend…
Gregg is greeting all the ladies with a rose in his seersucker suit. I love him. Oh well I stand corrected. She does pronounce her name Monique. Kenya is right about Nene living in the boondocks. #Duluth Once again, everyone is late to a Nene event and she is pissed.
Porsha’s fainting story changes with every episode. Just saying.
They all finally get on the “bus.” Which is TINY and this trip will be from hell. They seem to think Savannah is a short little road trip. I assure you it is not. Kenya goes off on everyone because she had to wait. I agree that she has a right to be irritated. I do not think commandeering the bus and was a smart move. Kandi unleashes her anger on Kenya. This is probably healthy for her, and Kenya deserves a little misplaced anger. Kandi will be a whore down if she has to. Why does Nene just sit there and pee herself while all this is going on?