Warning: Spoilers by Ryan Murphy the blabber mouth, but I held some back.
Last week’s episode of AHS:Coven had you all talking for days here on TT. Thank You! Because, to date, it was the episode that had the most comment participation from y’all. It’s nice to know I’m not all by myself here, and that you guys & gals obsess over every detail like I do… and I was fascinated with all of your great ideas about the new Supreme, Ajax Luke & Jesus Joan… Enjoy this wild episode because it’s all we get for the MONTH long holiday hiatus until January.
Are you all ready for some good “HEAD”? …According to Ryan Murphy “We came up with a whole episode which is the winter cliffhanger called ‘Head’ where we follow the travails of Kathy Bates’ head, and things happen to other characters’ literal heads or intellects or brain power. I think what happens in the winter cliffhanger ‘Head’ is beyond hilarious. The funny thing is Fiona certainly doesn’t want her head in the house. Ultimately you’ll see what happens with Gabourey Sidibe but it’s my favorite thing of the year.” [Source: Entertainment Weekly]
I have a vague idea of what we’re going to see happen with Delphine’s head, and I’ve read that her wrath will be one even the witches of the Salem Coven may not be able to handle. They are going to rue the day that Delphine was brought into that house because she will be out for vengeance. But how does a talking head without a body seek out revenge? Prepare to lose your SHIZZ with the unpredictable craziness of this show. #OhMyGawd can you imagine the sight gags that can be done with Delphine’s talking head spewing out her racist shit? Also Queenie is giving a black history lesson to Delphine. WTF? How? Is she talking to headless body? #DarkComedy and I did not mean that in a racist way either.
Myrtle has changed since being burned alive at the stake, and those that crossed her will regret it. First, she’s busy at the Academy feuding with Fiona, and she is trying to help Cordelia get her sight back. Then, her reunion with Pembroke & Quentin, her witch council buddies that sent her to the burning stake, doesn’t go well.
We will get to see some backstory on Hank. Do you all care? First there is a 1991 flashback with his father, and they are hunting when he has a traumatic experience. We also see them in modern day, and Hank’s father is a powerful CEO and is responsible for his son’s dark path in life… Hank also visits Cordelia to beg for forgiveness, but she’s busy teaching Misty Witch 101.
Marie still has Hank’s balls in her voodoo grip, and she has given him an ultimatum so he takes extreme measures to protect himself. Yeah Hank good luck with that… A few weeks ago I speculated that even though Hank is not responsible for Cordelia’s attack, I suspected he was indirectly involved. Well Cordelia’s attacker will be revealed in this episode also… You all know how dead does not mean dead on this show? Well that is about to change. Misty is busy listening to Stevie so she ain’t got no time to revive nobody. #RIP to more than one character.
A revived Joan is keeping vigil over Luke who is in a coma, and all you Patti Lupone fans will love hearing her sing a spiritual to him. Jesus Joan has to deal with the fact that she lives next door to witches even though they can help her. Especially clairvoyant Nan who defies Joan’s orders and visits Luke anyway and finds out a disturbing truth about his family’s past….and we will get some back story on Nan too. #Yay more Nan.
We get to see Angela Bassett acting fierce on her fabulous voodoo throne when Fiona visits Cornrow City seeking a new weave and an alliance against the witch hunters, but she does not know that Marie is the one that hired Hank. Remember Fiona “done messed with wrong wittccchhh.” Oh and that witch hunter problem just got BIGGER.
Watch American Horror Story:Coven Episode 9- “Head” on Wed Dec 11 at 10 EST on FX. Take it ALL in because of the month long hiatus and listen to some Stevie Nicks to prep for her appearance in the next episode #Dreams…. You can stalk me on twitter @Urethra_F .
What do you think is going to happen to Delphine’s head? Share your crazy ideas below, and please meet me here during or after the show for your post show freak out!