Sorry for the delay, TAR running behind got me behind and I decided to just wait and recap RHOA today.
Oh Phaedra and Appollo are not speaking. Phaedra is headed to Alabama to study and take her funeral director test. With the baby. Is Apollo in school somewhere? He always seems to have a backpack with him. What’s up with that?
Cynthia is working at her agency and Apollo walks in to see Peter for advice. This fake sitch with Kenya is played out. TMZ did a story just this week just to explain that nothing happened between Kenya and Apollo. Who does that? It was a non-story story. Fake or not, Peter seems surprisingly good with the marital advice
Kandi is getting ready for Todd to return from a business trip and she is talking with her “best friend” who we have never heard of, Karmon, about what Todd likes. Girl, I know that your mama thinks Karmon and Todd have a thing, and I don’t even believe that, but you don’t need to give some chick a roadmap to your man either way. Anyway, Kandi says she has not even tried on dresses yet because she wants her mom to go with her. So sad. They bring up the whole suggestion that Karmon is sleeping with Todd thing. Karmon says Kandi needs to write some things off with her mother. If she doesn’t support her, she needs to go. Kandi says that is not happening. But, SOMEONE got married at the beach when all the housewives were there. Just saying. My source said they were there for a wedding…and Mama Joyce and Kandi’s kid were not there. Maybe this is why?
Oh look. Bravo rented Kenya a house. It was a blessing that fell into her hands. lol. Next.
Cynthia and Nene go grocery shopping. And Cynthia still looks preggers bless her heart. Nene pretends like she is still going to be filming a lot with Glee. Her part is not even in the season except for maybe two pity episodes. Honey, please. I am not sure where they are even shopping. Cynthia is talking to Nene about Noelle having a boyfriend. Where the hell are they? Cynthia says it’s a farmers market. Nene is looking at hot pockets and frozen pizzas? I love the huge Dinero sign. I think Cynthia and Nene might me shopping in my hood at the place on Concord. It’s… interesting. Like a third world grocer with tons of fresh fish and international stuff. Tell me Atlantans! Where are they? Nene says a different age every time she talks about being pregnant with Bryson.
Todd is working for BET now. I guess being on Bravo was a conflict of interest. Kandi tells Todd that that her mother hates him. Todd says he has given up jobs for his relationship. I like Todd. I don’t think he is an opportunist. But again, I am a poor judge of character, clearly. Todd seems truly upset about Mama Joyce. Todd gets Kandi to set up a time for them all to sit down and talk things out.
Porsha is immature. Moving on…
Noelle brings her boyfriend Peter and his mother over to meet Cynthia and Peter. Peter is playing scary step-dad and Arthur looks like he is about to crap his pants.
Porsha pretends she can afford nearly 5K in rent, but gosh darn it those closets are not big enough.
I love the scene with Phaedra’s study group. It seems kind of… oh I don’t know…real! And interesting.
Meanwhile, back in crazy Mama Joyce land… it’s time for the throw down dinner. Mama Joyce doesn’t even sit down before commenting that there are no pictures of her and all kinds of pictures of Kandi and Todd hanging on the walls. Mama Joyce starts right in with the Karmon comments. She says that Karmon is there everyday like she is the lady of the house! Kandi sort of shuts that down so Mama Joyce starts ranting that there are no pictures of her in her own daughters house. Kandi says she is having them framed and they will be up. Not good enough for Mama Joyce. She should have gone up on the walls FIRST. Then she insults Kandi’s ring, AGAIN. She says Kandi stepped it down to be in his price range. Is she on crack? I mean really. Who says things like that? I honestly think she is drunk.
Next week, Mama Joyce continues her quest for more airtime and Porsha goes to the hospital.