Sigh. I am harkening back to the day when this used to be exciting and fun! I would chat with you about things on the teevee and we would laugh and laugh but it just keeps getting more and more ridiculous and I think we all need to travel more. Stop what you are doing a book a fucking trip somewhere. ANYWHERE. Because we are NOT amused by this shit anymore. We have reached our limits. Enough already.
Okay, every year, GG goes white water rafting? Um. REALLY? Okay I will suspend disbelief and not mention that Bravo is paying for the fucking rafting trip. Let’s get on with it, #YAWN
GG is exactly right. I guess MJ had to get the bad edit/storyline eventually. Reza and MJ are going for facials. MJ is in love with her gay. Girl??? You have to get yourself a straight man. Reza LIES (are you shocked?) to get MJ to the white water rafting trip with GG’s family. Of course we must suspend disbelief again. Also, MJ is getting her “facial” in full on Tammy Faye Baker makeup. Because that is what we all wear to get a facial. Triple lashes, three inches of foundation and slut red lipstick. I just can’t. I love you MJ, but you are getting totally ridiculous.
Mike is still trying to make the business relationship with Reza work. He wants a bus wrap with Reza and Mike for 45K. For four weeks of advertising. They agree to 35K. OH MIKE, Reza is so hosing you.
Um Asa? Love you girl. but this talking head with the headdress over your nose is not working for me. I’m quite familiar with middle eastern culture and you are being ridiculous. I suspect that perhaps you did have a nose job at this point. WTF is going on with you? Find me ONE PICTURE of an Iranian woman wearing shit like that over her nose. SMH. I love you to pieces, but come on. Is it wrong I still look at her arm and say, I still think I can beat that in carat weight? #banglecompetion :) Asa is THE ONLY PERSON ON SHAHS who lived in Iran. I get her attachment. I feel the same way about Libya. I love her artistic style. But I CANNOT ABIDE THE TALKING HEADS. I don’t proclaim myself to be an expert on Iranians. I’ve never been to Iran, but I have NEVER SEEN THIS.
Wow I am so unfamiliar with my own country. I had no idea there was a place called American River in Cali. It looks so beautiful. Despite coming there for *ahem* “years and years” Golnesa’s mom is all like “oh it is beautiful here.” Make of that what you will and I was recently offered a cabin in North Georgia for a few days, perhaps January so I could get my own little vacation. #scammingmyignorantreaders lol. Um there are tented areas sent up, but they are putting up a tent as if they have never seen one before. Oh wait, GG seems to know what she is doing. Meanwhile, Reza is a lying liar who lies.
Mike’s mom is not happy with the bus wrap plan. I get her mother saying he is not going to knock on doors. I was a real estate for a brief moment in time. THAT IS WHAT YOU DO! You go to FSBOS, you know on doors, you have people tell you are too young. You canvas neighborhoods. You do not ask your mother for her friends business. YOU EARN IT. And it is hard. Which is why I went back to college. Um Now it is “SHAHS REALITY GROUP?” I mean it is genius but I thought the were both working with an established company. My email addy for Reza is at a real company. Okay maybe she does like the bus wrap.
GG and MJ are both pissed. MJ has no clothes. I sort of believe this because of all the Farsi. lol. Reza insults white people AGAIN. GG tries to tell MJ not to let go of her oar, but she is not listening. It’s SUPER hard to get back in a raft. Most of them find that out.
Meanwhile it is an Asa and Lilly showdown. Lilly should not come after Asa. I hate Lilly and love Asa. End of story. I think Lilly threatened to leave the show but did not. Lilly is pretending to be a friend to Asa for some reason. THEY DO NOT KNOW EACH OTHER. Shove it Lilly. You are not good enough to be Asa’s friend.
MJ is in total denial. She totally threw GG under the bus. MJ says she was just mischievous. MJ says she is NOT sorry. /sigh BUZZZZ wrong answer. Then they go over some tiny little rapids. MJ thinks she a superstar rapid rider. Reza continues to be racist. OMG is Reza pregnant? He is HUGE!
MJ sorta kinda apologizes by saying she did nothing wrong. WTF? I love Asa and I really hoped this weird nose and mouth covered the by necklace shit was over. But it ain’t Wake me up for the episode where they go to Turkey and sneak into Iran. Um as treasonist they can’t really do but I will play along and note Reza’s acting skills since he has DENIED and Mocked his country MANY TIMES. sigh.