What do you mean that picture is not of the Real Housewives of Atlanta? Does it really matter at this point? Aren’t all these shows interchangeable by this point? Kenya really wants to be provocative. I was just talking about this very thing today. She LOVES saying things like, ” I am not stranger to having my legs in the air upside down.” because she WANTS us to call her a whore. When, I suspect by the way she acts, she has been laid since she won her Miss USA crown in 1972. So call her a whore. She will love it.
Poor Kandi. Kandi is on this show for two reasons. She was a wildly successful musical artist who invested well and has more money than the rest of these bitches put together and because she is willing to play nice with everyone. She may have some drama later this season, but that is a rarity. She’s rich, she’s grounded and she is above this nonsense. But she likes to make an easy dollar and this show gives her that (in addition to her other enterprises, which unlike the others give her a very cushy lifestyle). So she is for that reason stuck with filming with Kenya. She, like the rest of us would like for Kenya’s Gone with the Wind Fabulous crap to be over. Kandi claims her ankle is hurt so she can’t ride the silks. Kandi is also on the wedding diet and she is cranky.
Kandi’s assigned task is to get to the bottom of the Kenya and Apollo sexting sitch. Kenya wants to imply that Kandi needs to worry about her own relationship. Which is laughable. Because Kenya herself chose this as her storyline. Look, I don’t care for Kenya, but she does have proof that Apollo hit her up first. And if you search in the search box on this site on the bottom right…. you will see lots of allegations about Apollo dating back to WAY before Kenya showed up. Do I think she was complicit with it, of course, chile, that girl is thirstier than a wandering nomad in the Sahara. BTW, Kandi gives good hair tonight. I love the long weave.
I know some of you think TV therapy is fake. But if y’all know me at all you know I lay mine all out there. I guess if you are trying to look good on TV it would not work. But I think Porsha really wants people to see her side. And because it is divorce therapy, I think she REALLY wants Kordell to watch so she can share all the things she could not during her Stepford wife life. I totally believe Porsha when she says “fake it til you make it.” That is actually been the advice of therapists I have seen. Porsha’s father died when she was 17. The therapist shows her how she was looking for a father figure. Porsha says that Kordell didn’t really want to sleep with her. She is still wearing her ring. It’s all very sad, and to me a very believable scene, mock me if you will, but this rang very true for me.
Nene goes to visit Cynthia. Cynthia’s mom is taking care of her. Cynthia is feeling better. Kandi calls to check on Cynthia. She had the same fibroid surgery. Kandi is trying to rally the girls around Porsha.
Kandi is meeting with Phaedra at a yogurt shop to cheat on her diet and chat with Phaedra. Phaedra says she is graduating from mortician school in December. Things between Kandi and her mother are still tense. The POINT of this staged scene is for Kandi to tell Phaedra about Apollo and Kenya. Phaedra says that Kenya has “whorish tendancies” and frankly, that was being kind. She goes on to say that the last thing that she wants to do is to give her sagging diaper booty any more energy. CLASSIC PHAEDRA. And I sometimes love it. But chile please, don’t call this being a white southern belle. Kandi says that Kenya said they have never talked on the phone or seen each other outside of that text message. Phaedra says she is lying. They were at the Beverly Wilshire at the same time. Well now, doesn’t that explain the frigid temperature between the two and why my APOLLO AND PHAEDRA GETTING A DIVORCE blog has been on the top of the charts since summer. I am telling you all that um…..some people read this little blog and the Top Posts section on the right column tells me a lot about such people. Allegedly. Storyline? Maybe. But it is the storyline that get as whole shitload of hits. Just saying. Phaedra says that Apollo told her that Kenya kept coming up to his room to the point where he had to check out. Answer me this. Do you think Apollo is the type to leave his hotel of choice to go somewhere else? I get this is “storyline” but just like on movie sets…..sometimes people tend to get together who should not. Just saying.
Phaedra says that she knows that Kenya went for her husband but it did not work.
Wow Noelle is 13 and asking for a credit card for books. Can people even accept credit cards from 13 year olds? Noelle has a boyfriend named Arthur. Who she has kissed.
It’s an all in mandatory show up for everyone to support Porsha. I already predict this will not go well. Everyone actually has to have good intentions. Porsha comes clean with her marriage. Nene acts like she is balling. ROFLMAO. Kordell kept isolating her and not allowing her family or friends in her house. I’m not sure I am down with this whole black eyeglasses look that is popular now.
Kenya is in a shitty apt. And Nene is mocking her white refrigerator. I TOTALLY get that. I have a white fridge I bought for $25 bucks off the gaybor who just wanted to get rid of it ten years ago. Over those ten years, I made a nice income BUT THAT DAMN FRIDGE WILL NOT DIE. And it works great. I can’t see dumping it for a more impressive one until it stops fucking doing that. I have painted it THREE times praying for it’s death. But do you really need to buy a refrigerator when the one you have works perfectly? So I have a shitty rusty refrigerator and a VACATION FUND. Which just to piss off my haters you are free to contribute to on my paypal where I scam you all into donating money to me. OH OH OH and btw, I discerned tonight the issue. Apparently the source of my one time friend whose money I refunded due to his incessant whining? Was that bringbacksheree nic on twitter. Who is actually Sheree (duh). I could not figure out why anyone would be so upset that I was not financially damaged by Sheree Whitfield. Makes sense no? Y’all paid for my legal fees and SHE WAS IRATE that the girl in the ghetto shack she posted all over the Internet including my addy was not destitute. So anyway, I refunded him and I would like to think we moved on but I still get tweets from people who say you are being scammed. Whatever. I just could not figure out WHY until tonight. Who would be angry that my legal fees were paid by willing people? Who would bring it up now? It’s old news. That would be Miss Whitfield. Time to go check her ownership of the chateau again I suppose. lol. She always brings this shit on herself.
Nene says, “Kenya is in a 2.3 star hotel.” Of course she is, she got evicted! Allegedly. Until that man in Dubai, needed her services, ALLEDGEDLY. I mean come on. Oh Kenya has a Nigerian…. um…..man. I shall leave it at that. I will ask why he is letting her live in a hotel. He gives this in Dubai, but she got a white refrigerator at home. We are going to hear a lot about this Nigerian prince in talking heads, but unless she hires ANOTHER stunt double, her
John alleged happy relationship will not be seen on camera, because he lives in AFRICA y’all. ROFLMAO! So when the realtor shows her a 4k square foot apartment overlooking Atlanta instead of saying. DUDE I AM FLAT BUSTED, I am making very low six figures now, no way I could afford this when Bravo dumps me. …she says it is beneath her. This reminds me of the time Nene looked at multimillion dollar mansions in Miami. Get back to me when either of those things happen. Nene makes fun of her. Truth: Kenya can’t afford to live in my ghetto. and she is not long for Atlanta. She is only here for the show. Then she will move back to LA where she belongs with all the other fake bitches.
Finally the Phaedra and Apollo fake scene. Apollo says he is not getting any time with Phaedra. Phaedra got a subpoena about Kenya’s eviction. Phaedra says that she heard Kenya say that nothing ever happened with them. Apollo said that he was not initiating text. Apollo says that Phaedra is not her mama and can’t tell her who to text. SEE? THAT RIGHT THERE WOULD BE THE END OF THE MARRIAGE FOR ME. DONE. OVER. I DO NOT WANT TO SEE YOU ANYMORE. This is why I am not with anyone. I am not having that shit. Not today, not tomorrow, not next week. If I am at dinner with my man and we are talking about his interactions with another woman and he says anything thing other than, “it was a mistake and it will not happen again, now let’s makeout.” WE ARE SO DONE.
Apollo says she brought her around. WHAT THE MOTHER FUCK? She says it better not happen again and he says , “ENOUGH WITH YOUR THREATS?” I may have cut his dick off right there in the restaurant. ENOUGHT WITH YOUR THREATS?” Oh HAIL to the noe.
Apollo says he saw her in LA but did not fuck her. I don’t believe him. He is sick of talking about it. BECAUSE HE IS A LIAR. Point. BLANK. Period.