I am so mesmerized by the David Blaine Magic Show I could barely pull myself away for this nonsense, but I have it taping so I can get back to it. I woke up the other morning thinking about Asa’s water bottle issues. Yes, I know. Also, I hate there opening song and wish it was Tehrangeles. Asa is the only Bravolebrity whose music I actually really like. Oddly, I don’t have a single thing other than my laptop that plays music in this house. I should probably fix that.
Reza who thrust Lilly up on a pedestal from the moment she was cast as “Persian Barbie” and talking about her Bentley this and that is now saying that Lilly thinks she is better than everyone else. Can you say complete 180 from last season? I knew that you could. Oh and Reza, loving friend that he is said on WWHL that GG and Sean are no longer a couple because Sean is gay. However Sean just got busted looking at some gir;s ass.
OMG! NO MJ! NO! Why are you breaking girl code and telling Sean about GG making out with Shayan? TOTALLY.NOT.COOL. GG would never do that to you! But she will cut you with a knife for doing it to her. GURRRRL! Then MJ grabs Reza and leaves. OH NO. MJ!
I can’ help it. I LOVE LOVE LOVE Asa. Check out my story on Asa here. Bless her heart she is going to bless her water. She already did it once at the tank and now she is dressed in all her Iranian finery to sage and bless the bottles. But I thought the bottle process was stalled? Everyone in the factory is staring at her like she has lost her mind. But I think it is fabulous.
My god, Lilly just ordered half the menu. Apparently, she is trying to gain weight. I think she just sits around trying to think up new obnoxious behavior. By the way, I am not sure if I told y’all this but the PR that came with the Shahs screener said something about Lily wondering if LA is the place for her. It seemed like they were hinting that she might leave the show. I thought at the time that was wishful thinking on my part, but things already seem headed that direction. Perhaps she twirls back to Texas with Coconut after all?
Reza realizes that last season his popularity went down the shitter with all the MJ fans, and she has many, so he is sidling back up to her this season and claims to be all team MJ again. Careful there, MJ… MJ is taking the opportunity to drive a wedge between her gay best friend and the bitch that tried to replace her. She wants Lilly gone. Go Girl!
GG asked MJ why she felt the need say what she did to Sean. AND SHE GIVES THE WORST ANSWER EVER! She says, “because I thought it was fucked up and funny at the same time!” GG is going to stab her in the gut. GG says she doesn’t care if she was making out in the parking lot, or if I flew to Never Neverland and fucked Peter Pan! MJ is supposed to be her friend! MJ handles it horribly. GG leaves without slitting her throat which I actually commend her for. And again, WTF MJ? Are you going to be the douchebag of this season because I don’t think I could bear that! It seems now that she has Reza back she has no use for GG.
I love seeing the softer side of GG with her sister and her kids. MJ is handling GG’s sister’s real estate needs. Her conflict with MJ is straining Mike and his family are planning a big party to celebrate his brother’s graduation from dental school. Wait what? Wasn’t he already practicing dentistry last season? Sidenote: I have GOT to get this damn veneer fixed. I’m gap toothed atm. :)the process.
I HATE HOW REZA LAYS OUT A TON OF CRAP ON HIS CRAPPY BED TO CHOOSE WHAT TO WEAR! It’s Sofa King pretentious! Should I wear these Louis Vuittons? Or these Loubs? Or this Rolex? I know plenty of rich people who don’t act this way. It’s so ….fake… or at best new money.
I like how Jessica coordinated her dress color for the party with Mike’s Mom. Great for the photo ops. Mike’s dad is a player. I love him. I’m surprised dinner is a buffet. GG is trying to be friends with MJ. MJ is drunk and goes up to GG and her sister and….doesn’t help the situation. GG is feeling left out and hurt and I am surprised by MJ’s behavior.
GG and MJ talk and this is NOT the old GG. She has her anger fully under control. But MJ refuses to acknowledge that she TOTALLY violated the friend code. Her sister is NOT helping. Just leave her alone and let her confront MJ. For once, she is in the right and has the right to be angry! I somehow missed something in the recording. Sigh.