Apologies in advance for this being the worst recap ever. I am so not in the mood. But off we go. Jax shows Stassi his new tattoo of her name at the beach. It is written in such girly script (did he say it was her signature?) that I am sure he will have no problem turning it into a flower or something at some point. Because they are all road tripping I’m afraid we will not have much Vanderpump at all this episode.
Stassi and Jax and Kirsten and gay Tom are fighting. Gay Tom says to the world, getting an exes name tattooed on your body is stalkerish. But Stassi loves it. The four of them go to visit Stassi’s family in Lake Arrowhead. Apparently, Stassi’s family lost their home in New Orleans to Katrina. I’m really not in the mood to care. Stassi immediately tells her mom about the tattoo. Stassi is a HORRIBLE person.
Oh look, I was wrong. How could I think Lisa would give up camera time? She and her partners are meeting with a wine rep. They buy a few wines. Peter talks to Lisa about the other waitresses not liking Scheana. Peter tries to tell Lisa that the other girls think Scheana is getting special attention. Lisa does not want to hear it.
Stassi’s mom grills Jax. They do a shot together. It’s a brand new world where mother’s do shots with their daughters ex boyfriend. Excuse me while I have a hard time processing this. In a later scene, Stassi mother goes out with the kids and does shots. Gay Tom and Kirsten fight. Kirsten berates gay Tom. Oh Katie is there. And Tom is playing a gig in Lake Arrowhead. That is why they are all there. Woo hoo?
I’m really not interested in this show and should probably stop blogging it all together. I am not sure how I got sucked into this shitstorm. Jesus. Kirsten is a douche. Kate is a douche. What the fuck is wrong with these people? I just want to go to bed and have this whole shitty day be over. s
Lake Arrowhead is really pretty. Jax finds his intellectual equal in Stassi’s little brother. He’s maybe eight. Jax asks for advice from the kid who says he cheated on her and acts drunk and stupid. Even the kid says she is kind of vicious. Oh I was right he is 8.
Back to Lisa, she is taking to a waitress who is covering for Scheana. Now she has an eye problem. What is going on with that girl? The new girl says she is always having an issue. Later Lisa tells Scheana to get a fucking grip.
Peter and Tom Schwartz make the trip to Lake Arrowhead to hear gay Tom. Gay Tom is CRYING. Stassi thinks it is funny and I agree. Wait the band’s name is “Pierce the Arrow?” Um doesn’t the arrow actually do the piercing? LOL at Peter pointing out that Tom is up there wearing women’s eyeliner, women’s makeup and women’s pants, why not throw some women’s lingere at him. And they do. Katie and gay Tom make up. Stassi is still a cuntbag. Some one hit wonder performs.
I am nots sure I can do this show anymore. Do you care?