I have been online friends with Asa, MJ, and at times Reza ( who blocked me last season) but I am not sure I can keep watching Shahs of Sunset. OH LORD. MJ has called Mike over to express her dogs anal glands. No. Just Noe.
OMG More just NOE. Lilly comes in to shop with GG and she said Hey Gurl Hey! I am sorry that is my special thing with @koppelformayor the my lil sis from another mother! and father. Follow her she is in Cali and has LOTS of tea! GG made out with Shayan at Lilly’s party but she has a boyfriend. Um, they were on a break.
Asa is still pursuing her Diamond Water thang. Supposedly, they spent half a million on bottle design alone. Sounds stupid to me. But whatever. I love Asa. They are “testing the assembly line?” WELP it must be true. My major bond with Asa, aside from the fact I just like her is her bangles. I have them too. And if we go on net weight, I keep PROMISING her I will win. We.do.no.take.them.off. EVER. So the fact that she did it, validated this scene to me. My bangles are HUGELY important to me. And Asa. OMG. I now want the fucking DIAMOND WATER.
Reza kicked MJ out of his office so he could come in with Mike. Mike seemed to think this was a good idea. He is flipping from commercial to residential. Reza is supposed to help him. But um, Reza is an asshole who exploits his friends. MJ is going to list GG’s sister’s house for leasing. The sister’s ex had sex with some bimbo on security camera. MJ relates as her dad cheated too.
Reza is moving in with Adam. I do not trust Reza. I don’t think Adam should either. He’s the most annoying man on the planet. Poor Adam. GET OUT NOW! I am SO annoyed at Reza mocking his homeland. I am not even going to go there.
There was a lollipop head. I forget what she said.
GG has a new boyfriend. She invites everyone to meet him. Everyone arrives in a limo to dinner. LOL. Okay. Lilly is last to arrive. And doesn’t drink. OH pause the show! Lilly doesn’t even know Mohammed, he offered his house to her for the SHOW. And MJ who is a fucking LOCAL says, ” I’ve been to his parties.” And Lilly is all like, “Do you even know Mohammed?” Child take a seat. MJ knows Mo through Sammi. Take several motherfucking seats. Please don’t let this be a fake fight where Lilly tries to prove she is SOMEBODY because she isn’t and needs to go back to Texas.
Dear GAWD. The hexagon jacket on Reza’s talking head. MUST STOP!
WAIT WAIT WAIT did lollypop head girl just call MJ UNEDUCATED? SERIOUSLY? How can the girl from the Texas public school system even….I just can’t with this.