And here we go…. on to Real Housewives of Miami Reunion Part One Recap… Sofa King many posts today. Lea has a shit ton of borrowed diamonds on. Good for her for being able to borrow, go girl! Andy goes gently with the RHOM. I can already tell he does not care. Way too much fashion talk. So many softball questions. What is it like living in a tourist destination. Lisa says nobody works. Lea is trying to back her up. Even softballs make the girls fight for attention.
More softball wedding stuff. The hot Brazilian guy broke his arm at Joanna’s wedding. Joanna apparently has been trashing Adrianna’s wedding because she was SO LATE. Andy says that looking back, making your guests change twice and being incredibly late was disrespectful? Everyone seems to agree and Adrianna (whose name Andy refuses to say correctly) is pissed. So Andy asked what Adrianna thought about Joanna’s dress. She said it reminded her of a Flamenco dress. YES! I did not think of that before! Andy has now pitted bride against bride and it is working.
Andy asks why Joanna bitches about Lisa not having a job. Joanna says that Lenny jokes about it all the time. Joanna sticks up for her. BTW Joanna and Lea are on opposite couches. Here we go with I worked hard my entire life. Andy the JACKHOLE does not think Canadians are immigrants? Why Andrew? Because they are white? They are fucking immigrants like everyone else you racist, misogynistic shithead. Okay carry on. I have PMS. Joanna’s hair looks ridiculous.
Someone asked Lisa if she feels bad for buying a 10K Birkin bag when she did not earn the money. I think this question is ridiculous. If her husband buys here a 10K bag WTF do you care? She responds, how do you know I didn’t earn the money? Alexia says what job did she have? Lisa turns the question around and BOOM! OWNED BY ALEXIA. I did not know Alexia was a special education teacher for 13 years before she met Herman. I love her more everyday!
Oh here we go. Andy has his claws out now saying he read online that Joanna said if Lisa wanted a baby she should stop partying so much and try to be healthy. Lisa starts to cry and go ballistic. I would like to point out that I am NOT fond of Joanna but she is right, liked a stopped clock is sometimes on this one. Lea does not open her mouth to defend Lisa. Joanna keeps saying she is not going below the belt and she is her friend and says again, please don’t make me go below the belt. Andy says, “You understand that this is Lisa’s Achilles heel and you hit it.” Way to pass the buck Andrew. You set them all up for this sort of public ridicule.
Joanna grins like a hyena. The backstage camera! WHUT? Follows Lisa and she is pissed. I imagine she did threaten to sue.
Joanna claims she is getting a bit more sex. Did I mention HER HAIR IS HORRIBLE? Lea is the only one who seems to be getting regular sex. Alexia never mentions anything but has a smile on her face.
WOAH, Adrianna says she heard that Joanna came to Brandi somewhere and tried to embace her and say she was her favorite on RHOBH and she just gave her a cold handshake because she destroyed Yolanda’s marriage to Mohammed by sleeping with him. Adrianna calls Joanna a homewrecker for destroying Yolanda’s marriage. I love that Yo dumped a bazillionaire for cheating, btw. Joanna says nothing happened while they where married and they were just friends. #KarmaAwaits
Adrianna suggests that Romain is gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lolololool Thanks for being real, Adrianna Joanna says, “Yeah because Romain really looks gay.” Andy is all offended like, looks gay, that is so homophobic AS IF HE DOESN’T KNOW! Moments earlier Andy perked right the fuck up when Joanna discussed a three-way… just wondering why Andy seems the last to know.
Joanna is pissssed. Adrianna is angry that Mohammed was at her wedding. EVERYONE is screaming A-drianna and Andy is still all Ah drianna. Joanna is pissed that A-drianna said Romain can’t get it up. Well, that is another possibility. But I can’t imagine ANY straight male who was available not fucking Joanna. She a moron, but she is HOT! She must have done something really bad in another life.
Lea is totally calling out Adrianna on her con job. I actually believe Lea. Lea says she wrote a check for 15K and then raised the money to get 350K to make sure her kid would have a scholarship. I have to be on Lea’s side this time. Lea was setting up Adrianna up on dates. I believe Lea. She set him up on dates to go on private jets and did all sorts of things for Adrianna. Yet the official Bravo PR statement makes it LOOK LIKE Lea is not accepting “the olive branch.”
Lisa is DIGUSTING backstage. Degrading her makeup artist and being a diva. I LOVE THESE SCENES ( Hai JaMail!) Oh wait that was JOANNA’s makeup artist Lisa went after. Clearly if there is another season, Lisa AIN’T ONNIT.
Lisa says if her makeup artist has to leave she is leaving. AND SCENE. I just can’t go on I am tired.