Okay, enough laying around watching movies, time to get back to business and crank out some blawgs. We begin with Kenya coming out of the courtroom claiming victory over her landlord. Kenya is thrilled there is “paparazzi waiting on her.” LOL It is one dude from AJC and if I didn’t know better I would think that 5 cent from RHOM’s Vegas trip was the photographer. #delusional
Porsha got a five thousand dollar check from Kordell. Speaking of Kordell, I read his twitter time line today and he was not happy with Porsha’s gay implications from last week’s show. Porsha moves in with her mother AND kicks her out of the master bedroom. WOW.
Nene and Kenya meet for a chat the day after the white party. Kenya fake cries to Nene about “being displaced from her home” to try to reel Nene back in. Nene ain’t gonna fall for that crap, Kenya. Stop acting all brand new. Since that doesn’t work she goes back to the Walter drama. Again, dismissed. Nene says she will help Kenya find a place, but she is going to have to smooth things out with Phaedra.
It’s finally time to find out what is wrong with Cynthia. Really? It’s fibroids?
Shockingly, Peter is sort of a dick about the whole thing, telling her to workout.
All the girls except Nene and Kenya meet for snacks at a chat at Kandi’s house. What was the need for that scene? The Phaedra versus Nene thing was already set up. And when is Kandi going to pick one GOOD hairstyle that works on her and stick to it? Fire engine red is not her color. I do kind of like the short two-toned one though.
Phaedra has Ayden address his brother as “Mr. President.” SIGH. The tension between Apollo and Phaedra rings true. Where is Apollo going with that bookbag on his back? I know Phaedra is not going to allow that pool table to stay in the middle of the living room.
Time for the big showdown with Phaedra and Kenya. Phaedra says she came straight from a funeral. I’m not sure what I believe about her mortuary aspirations these days. Kenya says she never implied that anything inappropriate went on in the texts between Kenya and Apollo. Kenya says she is nobody’s whore. Lightning does not strike her, proving there is no God. Phaedra is pissed at Kenya for saying that she needed to get an AIDS test since she slept with a guy straight out of prison. That was on the reunion.
Oh so Mama Joyce is moving in to Kandi’s old house. I thought she was living in the guest house on the new property. Mama Joyce starts in on Todd. On Wendy Williams the other day, Wendy read something that Kandi said, I guess on twitter. She said that Mama Joyce got the whole “Todd is an opportunist” thing from watching the show. As soon as that show aired Mama Joyce started saying it. I think Todd is fine. Then again, I have the worst instincts when it comes to men ever in the his story of the planet. Mama Joyce sounds like she is worried about losing HER gravy train, talking about if Kandi chokes on a chicken bone and dies Todd would come throw her out of the house. OMG Now she is saying Riley does not like Todd. OMG Mama Joyce says “Todd should have went out and bought a real ring!” Kandi picked the ring out herself! Mama Joyce is really being hurtful and making Kandi cry. That was just mean.
Next week: Phaedra and Apollo fight and Cynthia gets her fibroid surgery.