It’s time for the Real Housewives of Miami to head to Vegas for bachelorette party. Which means the crazy packing scenes. As much as these women travel, how is it possible they do not know how to pack? Why doesn’t Lisa understand that her husband has to work for her to life the lifestyle he provides her?
Are they in coach? It sure looks like coach. It could be business class I suppose. Lea is talking to the entire plane on the PA. Any attention she can get. They have the biggest suite at The Palms. I like that all the Miami girls eat on camera. Sure it’s mostly crudité, but still.
Lea is making a jewelry mistake wearing a metal collar necklace to the pool in Las Vegas. It’s going to heat up and burn her neck. Lea dances with a little person who goes by the name Five Cent. It’s um….awkward. I am getting old and see the pool as a giant petri dish of STDs.
Was that a black AMEX that Joanna put in her handbag? Once when I was in the OC I paid the tab with my lowly Gold AMEX and got a black one back. It was a breathtaking experience. Obviously I pointed out the mistake to the waiter, but for a few brief blissful moments… I held that sucker in my hot little hand like it was, well a Black AMEX.
Lisa is super cranky. I’m thinking she is on hormone shots or something to try to get pregnant. She is also getting very drunk.
Lots of penis games ensued. And the requisite party bus strippers. Lisa is wasted and attacking pretty much every one. Alexia is trying to keep it classy and stay out of it but Lisa goes on the attack. They have an 8 am flight to catch to San Diego for the rehearsal dinner. Things do not look good for making that flight. And it ends there with previews showing the girls lost in the desert after missing their flight.
Next week is the finale! HOLY MOLEY! The finale is TONIGHT! Please watch after RHOBH/PumpRules.