AHS:Coven Episode 4- Precap & Teasers
Urethra Franklin cautions you that creator/writer Ryan Murphy already publicly talked about these SPOILERS, and I’m trying to be a witch tease with ya’ll without spilling too much HOT tea. But get your first aid kit ready in case you get burned.
The next AHS:Coven, episode 4 -“Fearful Pranks Ensue”.
Madame Delphine LaLaurie is worried about Halloween, a day that fearful pranks ensue if the proper offerings are not made to keep away evil spirits. She is confused about the modern day vs. 19th century Halloween traditions. And as Halloween night falls we see dead people, and it will mind fuck Delphine. Oh I want to tell you all something so bad. I really do, but I won’t because I’m busy stuffing my face with Halloween candy. Don’t you all just love watching Delphine go through her own personal hell?
We ended last week with Queenie getting ‘horny’ with raging bull. Unfortunately trying to fuck the Minotaur does not go well. Did you think it would? Fiona won’t allow Queenie to be taken to the hospital. Fiona blames Marie Laveau for what happened to Queenie and sends her a bloody message that will end the truce between the Salem & Voodoo witches. “She done mess with wrong witccchhhh”. I just love the way Angela Bassett says witch. It gives me LIFE and goose bumps.
Three representatives from the Council of Witchcraft pay a visit to the Academy with murder allegations against Fiona…… The promo for this episode warns “A witch who has harmed another witch will be stripped, tied to a wooden stake and set upon fire until she burns to death.” ….. We get to see the fabulous flamed haired Myrtle Snow (Frances Conroy), and the brilliant Leslie Jordan from “Will & Grace” fame who makes the show even gayer as a capelet wearing pocket size gay that is a real vicious queen…. Cordelia & Spaulding have secrets that will impact the Council’s investigation. Another character with secrets is Cordelia’s husband Hank, and it will be a major plot point for her character and something goes horribly awry. My lips are sealed around a big juicy red blow pop.
There will be an unpleasant flashback to 1961 when a black teen is lynched. Marie Laveau has no faith in the Civil Rights Movement and she takes ghastly revenge…Plus Franken-Kyle runs away and is on the loose….And with Madison dead, Nan’s romance builds with the hottie bible boy from next door.
I wonder if Fiona killed the wrong witch because her powers are still weakening, so then who is the new Supreme??? We also get some answers. Like how did Fiona become the youngest Supreme in the history of the Coven, and why does Fiona hate Myrtle so much? Why is Spalding so apparently willing to be Fiona’s right-hand man? There are other big flashbacks in this episode, and we find out how Spaulding got his tongue cut off. Plus we see Spaulding dressed up in something that is not very gentlemanly. Take a weird guess. I couldn’t even imagine it when I read about it.
Ok scurrdy cats get ready for another fast paced shocking episode of American Horror Story:Coven. Wed on the FX channel 10pm eastern/9pm central… You can follow me on twitter @Urethra_F