Welp, Chris Brown is in the pokey in our nation’s capital. If you missed any of my former posts about this douchebag, you can read them here. They are actually a pretty good read if I do say so myself. But on to today’s news…
It seems the little punk is highly homophobic. So much so that he can’t bear to take a picture with gay guys lest some of their gayness rubs off on him. As the story goes, Brown was coming out of a hotel in D.C. around 4:30 this morning when two female fans asked to take a picture with him. As they were posing two guys that Brown determined were gay using his powerful gaydar ,photo bombed the shot by jumping into the background of the picture.
Chris responded to a bit of harmless fun by screaming that he isn’t into gay shit, and punched one of the guys in the nose. The guy he hit has a broken nose and will have to have surgery to reset it.
This will be the third official violation of Brown’s probation in a year. The previous two do not include the stolen cell phone incident in Miami because Florida is incapable of handling criminal cases. On the off chance he actually has to face consequences for his actions, he could go to jail for up to four years.
You don’t have to worry about Chris Brown being in jail. His bodyguard got arrested on the same charge and is in the pokey with him. Brown is expected to go before the judge tomorrow. I hope he gets a gay judge.