This episode is going to be all about Lea. Oh joy. Perhaps I should have watched The Blacklist first. Even worse the next scene is Joanna and Romain. Romain’s mother makes a excuse to avoid the wedding. So does his father and brother. Awesome. Later
Bravo Romain sets up a series of surprises for Joanna: an outdoor picnic where he tears up the prenup, and a day sail on a boat where he gives her a puppy.
Adrianna’s son is going to his first formal and she wants to chaperone. Bravo paid for a Rolls to Alex is going with a guy. They are very young. It’s probably just how they do in whatever grade he is in.
Lisa is an idiot. She thinks Lea’s family is going to be a bunch of Texas socialites. Lea takes RJ and Lisa to meet her family in a bar. RJ is like… 12. The next morning Lea wakes up next to RJ who is begging for room service because it is breakfast time and he is hungry. Lea’s response was, “Are you like this every morning?” Mother of the Year. Speaking of which and totally off topic, somehow Jacqueline got her hands on Nick’s school pictures. She said “Wow, I can really see a difference in Nick over last years pictures. Kids grow so fast.” Really? RJ wants to shoot guns at a target range in Texas. I bet he can shoot a gun at Lea’s family BBQ! She should send RJ to Texas for a summer. It would do him a world of good. OMG! RJ has never seen or heard anyone give the blessing before a family meal before. Poor thing. You at least should be introduced to religion before you decide your beliefs.
Lea says that she moved out of Texas the day after she graduated. Then she takes Lisa out to a Texas cowboy bar to meet the girls who worked for her “very successful cosmetics line.” They worked from 9 am until 9 pm and did training classes on the weekends. Does anyone else see a discrepancy here? She names off the places where she marketed her product. One of which was Curacao, a place I have been to a time or two. It’s not exactly the place one markets a skin care line. In Curacao they have an ostrich farm that makes all sorts of skin care products. But I am telling you there is no market in Curacao for expensive face creams unless perhaps it is to sell to the cruise line people who stop for a few hours at port.
OMG at these videos of Lea hawking her creams and potions on TV. I can’t even begin to describe it. I will look on YouTube for those of you who refuse to watch this with me.
Lea and Lisa danced with some cowboys and Lea, not surprisingly can really dance. She should be on DWTS! Lisa, sadly, cannot. Then there was the obligatory bull ride.
Meanwhile, Grandma stayed with RJ at the hotel and he got on the phone and ordered himself an Angus steak and some chicken from Grandma.
Alexia and Herman are celebrating their 10 year anniversary with family and a few close friends. It was lovely and Herman is a great guy. Frankie is making cute comments with no filter. It’s all adorable. Marysol stops by after seeing her mother. Mama Elsa is getting worse and not making much sense. Marysol is worried she is losing her.